Oh dear.... not another one/knife-wielding lingerie theft case


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Okay, without meaning to make light of the fact that this poor guy seriously needs help...

Am I the only one who finds this whole thing hilarious? "I'm not a lingerie thief, your honor, but the female elf side of me might be."
 

The group of Shadowrunners approach a desk. The only source of light is a lamp that keeps the face of the employer behind a mask of shadows.

The employer blows a cloud of very expensive smoke -what's left of one of the last Cuban cigars- and speaks:

"I need you to... adquire two sets of bras, knickers, suspender belts and stockings from a rival company..."
 


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