Originally posted by Rel
If you are looking for a funny sig quote, follow Dr. Midnight around the boards and read everything he writes. You'll find something.
If you want to BE funny so that people will quote you, you should copy and paste everything that Dr. Midnight posts. Actually that might just be annoying.
Just a bump, and here's a few rapid-fire ready-made Doc Midnight quotes that can easily be dropped into your sig or existing campaign:
"Edena of Neith? More like 'I NEEDA some TEETH'! Ha ha ha"
"Nothing beats Superman."
"Dammit, Tsunami, you put down that shovel or so help me I'm calling my dad."
Come to think of it, my quotes aren't all that funny. I mean, look at that crap. That's not funny. Stop following me around, Rel... as a font of funny quotes, I'm dried up. Dusty. Barren. I'm no good to anyone. You and Lela should just hang on to the quotes you've got and let me slip quietly beneath the waves, because my hour has passed. I'm yesterday's quotesmith.
Hey, wait, that's pretty good. "I'm yesterday's quotesmith". Ooh, ooh, someone use that! I'M BACK!!!