(OT) Mugging/Revenge/Martial Arts

takyris said:
Allow me to politely play Devil's Advocate here. Anyone who says that martial arts won't help you on the street falls into one of three categories:

1) Non-martial artist.
2) Former martial artist from lousy school.
3) Lazy former martial artist from good school who didn't bother to do those "silly" katas and forms enough times to get muscle memory working.
I've done a little bit of judo, a fair bit of karate, a little bit of ninjutsu (lol, I don't know about elsewhere but here it was a joke, but I also trained myself via a book... eh, I was a kid and it was 'cool'), some boxing, a small bit of aikido, a good jab of American style kick-boxing (my personal favourite, Superfoot ROOLZ! :D ) and last but not least, real fights where the other guy/s wanted me dead.

I take exception to what you just said and, quite frankly, think anyone who would say that, has never been in a stand-up fight where their life depended on the outcome.

Like I said, it doesn't hurt to know martial arts, especially in terms of hand-eye (ever tried to hit a moving target with you fist that don't wanna get hit?), but relying on it without having YEARS of EXTENSIVE training is simply stupid.

Till that muscle memory kicks in, ie. it becomes wrote, it's more of a hindrance than a help. And even then, only about 5% of the moves are ever going to be of any practical use.

Take this for instance. The basic karate stance. Find a large area clear of debris that is flat (no incline/decline). Drop one knee to be level with your other heel and put two fists distance between 'em and stand up, with the weight on the front leg, foot facing forward, and the aft foot at an angle. Anyone who's done five minutes of karate lessons should know this stance.

Now, slide your aft foot forward in a gentle arc inwards, keeping your front leg bent so that your centre of gravity stays low, and move it forward in a gentle arc outwards and regain the stance with your weight now on the former aft leg.

Now twist your torso towards your aft leg in the direction your groin is facing and reverse the weight so that it's on the opposite leg.

Now, slide one your forward foot back, again keeping your centre of gravity low, and slide either foot, in either direction to take up the same stance.

You've just learned how to do the basic karate stance and maneuver in any direction.

All of that is real basic stuff. I'm not being a poseur by stating that as you can learn it by walking into a dojo and getting your first lesson for free.

However I wanted to demonstrate something to those who don't know this stuff. You see, the above is the fundamental basics of karate maneuvering and is used in most of the kata's (a series of moves and maneuvers) in karate, in one form or another.

Now, go (in the case of Serpenteye, go to a place similar to where you were attacked) to a place where you think it might be possible for you to get mugged (obviously during the day and in as safe a manner as possible and with friends, etc... I hope people aren't stupid enough to... oh wait, yes they are, nevermind). Now try all the above. Try it in another 9 places.

I bet you that 9 out of those 10 places, you couldn't do half the moves.

Now, sure, if you're well trained, those moves can help and you can adapt and you know what will and won't work, but like I said, that takes YEARS and LOTS of practice.

But for your average Joe, suddenly they're in a situation where they think they know what they're doing and yet the fundamental basics of what they've learned can't be done, and so the system breaks down under real world conditions which has a cascading effect through the rest of the system.

So if you really wanna learn how to fight... find a Fight Club :)
 

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Fourecks said:
I've done a little bit of judo, a fair bit of karate, a little bit of ninjutsu... (cut)

Ninjitsu's basically a joke everywhere now, so you're not alone in that. If you can find a REAL practitioner of the art, it's pretty practical and non-flashy and generally cool, but like all things that were popular, it resulted in a lot of wannabes and not enough validation control. The school's that MIGHT not suck usually call themselves either Bujinkan or Hoshinjitsu now and refer to themselves as "the fighting style of the ninja", having dropped ninjitsu because of the connotations you suggest.

I take exception to what you just said and, quite frankly, think anyone who would say that, has never been in a stand-up fight where their life depended on the outcome.

I appreciate the fact that you take exception to it -- it means you're thinking about it. Personally, I took exception to the fact that you made a blanket assumption about all martial arts, when in fact your experience came from having a LITTLE of a bunch of martial arts. Since this is a roleplaying board, the closest analogy that I can make is to suggest that this is not unlike taking one level apiece of bard, cleric, druid, and wizard, and then complaining that spells aren't very effective. Depth is a lot more important than breadth.

You'll also note that I agreed with you on some points -- about how important the right mindset is, and how the first belt at my school is more or less "teaching the newbies to do SOMETHING when they're attacked, even if it's not a formal technique". Maybe I should state that more explicitly. You're bang-on correct there. We do drills where we're told flat-out, "Person A, attack Person B however you want. Person B, do something. If it's a technique, great. If you adapt a technique for a new purpose, great. If you just make something up, great. But MOVE." So what you're suggesting is vital, and it's a shame if the schools you went to didn't teach that.

Like I said, it doesn't hurt to know martial arts, especially in terms of hand-eye (ever tried to hit a moving target with you fist that don't wanna get hit?), but relying on it without having YEARS of EXTENSIVE training is simply stupid.

I think we can agree on that. I don't recall saying that six months of it will make you a death machine. Six months of Kenpo made me capable of saying, "I know a really cool move! Here, grab my wrist... No, with the OTHER hand... no, not like that. Dang it, you're not attacking me right!"

So yes, years of experience. I wasn't arguing that it was easy -- just that eventually, you did get benefits.

Till that muscle memory kicks in, ie. it becomes wrote, it's more of a hindrance than a help. And even then, only about 5% of the moves are ever going to be of any practical use.

Depends on what you mean by "moves". If I recall, not counting individual kicks or blocks and only counting actual techniques (which, in my school, are a sequence of movements, like "block, step in, elbow, elbow, half-fist to the throat"), we've got 125 or so techniques up to black belt. There are certainly some that I wouldn't use on the street, either because of my body type or because they don't jive with my personal style.

There are also a whole BUNCH of techniques that I initially THOUGHT I would never use or like because they didn't immediately feel great to me, but after practicing a bunch of times, I realized that the reason they didn't feel great is because they were teaching me a new way to move. As a result, I like a bunch of those moves a whole lot more, and would definitely use them on the street. My personal style has adapted to include them, and is stronger for having done so.

...Good description of stance stuff snipped...

Now, go (in the case of Serpenteye, go to a place similar to where you were attacked) to a place where you think it might be possible for you to get mugged (obviously during the day and in as safe a manner as possible and with friends, etc... I hope people aren't stupid enough to... oh wait, yes they are, nevermind). Now try all the above. Try it in another 9 places.

I bet you that 9 out of those 10 places, you couldn't do half the moves.

Your school never did outdoor workouts, showing how the in-school moves are an ideal to strive for, but how in real life, your clothing or the ground you're on is going to make you adapt your stance? Heck, we practice on gravel, cement, grass (and grass is nice, except for cleaning your gi afterward), and are encouraged to practice in snow and on ice if we go someplace cold (not a ton of snow near my school). We also have "street clothes" workouts designed to help us learn the real-world limitations of clothing.

But for your average Joe, suddenly they're in a situation where they think they know what they're doing and yet the fundamental basics of what they've learned can't be done, and so the system breaks down under real world conditions which has a cascading effect through the rest of the system.

I don't entirely follow your logic here. I THINK you're saying that because one part of the training doesn't work, the person will freeze up. That's certainly possible for a beginner, yes, or for someone whose school doesn't do enough real-world application stuff.

On the other hand, as soon as I started taking Kenpo, the bullies stopped picking on me. I didn't face them down in a vicious throwdown -- I just gained some confidence. Heck, my grandmother apparently told my mother that I appeared to grow three inches taller as soon as I started taking the art, just because I wasn't walking in a pathetic little slouch anymore. People have mentioned the importance of not being a victim on this thread. Even if it doesn't end up coming to blows, having the confidence of knowing that you can throw a punch can make that fight never happen.

Mind you, this assumes you're not an idiot, that you're confident but not arrogant, that you're not LOOKING for a fight.

As for the physical stuff, it works if you put in the effort. And yeah, it's definitely work, but it does pay off. It's never going to look as pretty on the street as it does in the school, but that doesn't mean that practicing it sloppy is the best thing to do. In any good martial art, it's all pretty like that for a reason -- usually because it's been determined that doing the move in that pretty way is the best way to make the attack with the most force, the least effort, and the most safety (ie, not opening yourself to attack while doing so). On the street, it might not matter in one particular case if your other hand wasn't guarding correctly, because you're fighting some pinhead who just wanted your wallet. On the other hand, that pinhead might throw a wild punch that hits you because your guard wasn't pretty, like it was in the school. Doing the punch, however, you do it, is better than NOT doing the punch, but in the long-term, getting it clean, even on the street, will help.

I apologize for offending you, Fourecks, but frankly, I don't feel that my tone was any different from your tone, and your tone sure as heck offended me, so I'd say we're even. You're welcome to your opinions, and I'm happy to discuss things with you, but if you say, "I know for a fact that martial arts is useless on the street," I'm going to say, "I know for a fact that you're full of it." It doesn't make you a bad person, but you're talking about something that, by your own admission, you don't understand. After all, you did say, "a little of this, a little of that", essentially, which means you never got to the really cool parts of any one style.

Or perhaps we're just the voices from opposite ends of the spectrum. You DID say that martial arts MAY eventually help someone if they train for YEARS and YEARS. As someone who HAS trained for years and years, I can agree with you on that. I just don't think it takes as long as you're saying, provided you find a good school and a good teacher.

-Tacky
 

Kilmore said:

Joining the SCA (Society of Creative Anachronisms, a medieval re-enactment orginization) might be useful too, as they have weapons training where you wear armor and pound the hell out of each other. You may find it fun and informative as a gamer to boot. And I've heard stories about SCA'ers wearing chain mail under their coats on their way back from a meeting getting attacked with a knife, having it be deflected, and being able to spindle their attackers and drag them into the police station.

DON"T JOIN THE SCA TO LEARN TO FIGHT!
There is only one verfied story of the chain mail and sword. And she didn't take her attackers to jail.

The rest I am going to censor myself.
 

jasper said:
There is only one verfied story of the chain mail and sword. And she didn't take her attackers to jail.


Out of idle curiousity, I would like to know more about this story.
 


I'm a long time practitioner of Tae Kwon Do(7 years) and have recently been training Jiu-Jitsu(2 years).

And I agree with what some say that for your martial arts to actually help you on the streets it will take a lot of training, years.

But on the other hand, as also stated, doing martial arts will increase your self confidence.

I believe that people will notice that you are more competent and thus will leave you alone. That is my experience at least.

My advice : Do a martial art. Doesn't really matter much which one.

( although personally I wouldn't do kickboxing or one of its cousins. From the schools I have seen it's more rough without the discipline or any style to speak of)
 

All I have practiced in my life is Judo... That is my martial arts skill, two years between ten and twelve.

I would like to ask all the guys who practice moves infront of a mirror and grease their muscles.

How a girl who weighs 90 pounds can defened herself against the average 150 pound male assailant, oh and let's even it by him not having a knife shall we?

We are assuming the good samaritans have by now gone to bed.

-Angel Tears
 

AngelTears said:
All I have practiced in my life is Judo... That is my martial arts skill, two years between ten and twelve.

I would like to ask all the guys who practice moves infront of a mirror and grease their muscles.

How a girl who weighs 90 pounds can defened herself against the average 150 pound male assailant, oh and let's even it by him not having a knife shall we?

My goodness, you're right! Martial arts are a crock!

A 90-pound woman is going to be at a disadvantage against a 150-pound man. I believe that this is the point you are trying to convey, yes? Of course, a 90-pound woman is either anorexic or thirteen. So how about making it, you know, an actual grown-up versus grown-up? I mean, otherwise we could make other great proofs about martial artists: "Look, when they're tied up, blindfolded, and on muscle relaxants, six-year-old martial artists can't beat five ninjas with uzis! Therefore, martial arts don't work!" Don't pull a muscle beating the straw man, okay?

-Tacky
 

Actually I weigh about 45 kilos... 90 pounds I think? I have actually been trying to gain weight for the past year without success.

I am also short, 165 cm short.
 

takyris said:
I appreciate the fact that you take exception to it -- it means you're thinking about it. Personally, I took exception to the fact that you made a blanket assumption about all martial arts, when in fact your experience came from having a LITTLE of a bunch of martial arts. Since this is a roleplaying board, the closest analogy that I can make is to suggest that this is not unlike taking one level apiece of bard, cleric, druid, and wizard, and then complaining that spells aren't very effective. Depth is a lot more important than breadth.
I'm sorry.

Eh, I used 'a little' fairly broadly. For instance, the little aikido I did was taught to me by a roomie I lived with for about six months and was a japanese exchange student who had studied with all those hoopy guru's back in the motherland. He showed me a few techniques and a few pressure points but that was the sum total of it. However, I also used 'a little' to describe how much ninjutsu I've done but to be fair, I trained myself at least once a week for several years in the techniques garnered from a book; I only ever viewed a session at a dojo once but thought it was so incredibly lame that I never went back. To me, a little is a broad term to describe something, in this instance, that I have no formal qualification in, and which is derived without any significant amount of tutored training.

I'd agree that depth is more important than breadth and I'd agree that my formalized training was little, but to turn your D&D analogy back upon you, no amount of training is as good as real XP, and so it could be said that my arena, reality, gave me a decent whack of depth :)

takyris said:
Your school never did outdoor workouts, showing how the in-school moves are an ideal to strive for, but how in real life, your clothing or the ground you're on is going to make you adapt your stance? Heck, we practice on gravel, cement, grass (and grass is nice, except for cleaning your gi afterward), and are encouraged to practice in snow and on ice if we go someplace cold (not a ton of snow near my school). We also have "street clothes" workouts designed to help us learn the real-world limitations of clothing.
What style is that? I'd love to get back into it... it's always money though that stops me and in the last few years, I've just been too lazy to do any kata's or workouts. That sounds like an excellent style though. I'm not interested in the 'peace and love' philosophy of martial arts. I'm pragmatic and only put effort into things that will directly benefit me, like it sounds this style would.

takyris said:
I think we can agree on that. I don't recall saying that six months of it will make you a death machine. Six months of Kenpo made me capable of saying, "I know a really cool move! Here, grab my wrist... No, with the OTHER hand... no, not like that. Dang it, you're not attacking me right!"
Lol, yes, that's pretty much what I was trying to say only said in a much more succint and clever way. :)

takyris said:
I don't entirely follow your logic here. I THINK you're saying that because one part of the training doesn't work, the person will freeze up. That's certainly possible for a beginner, yes, or for someone whose school doesn't do enough real-world application stuff.
What I was trying to say, in my own convoluted way, was that if the very fundamental basics, upon which the style is built, breaks down in a real world situation, then the entire style is functionally useless. I would much rather know how to gouge someones eye out with my chin than know how to do a mae-giri, kin-giri (or however you spell 'em) combo...
 
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