[OT] This is an off-topic thread [Meta-thread]

[PowerWordDumb]

Expresses heart-rending shock and dismay that in all the discussion of the BoSF, nobody has yet mentioned my own personal favorite product to pimp, the Book of d20 Wonderfulness, and proceeds to cut-and-paste a thinly-veiled press release masquerading as consumer-authored support for my claims that everyone should ignore the BoSF and concentrate instead on the new shiny bauble that I am flashing before your eyes.

Silently steals idea for Erotic Smurf Cookbook, and adds to list of future products to rush to market before other publishers can do it better.

Determine best approach is to instigate a flamewar over the relative merits of pdf vs. print products, and not-so-subtly work in a plug for the ESC in that thread as a "shocked and amazed" post as well.

 

[Darrin Drader]

Bump thread, just on the off chance that someone will notice it here in meta.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Bump thread, just on the off chance that someone will notice it here in meta.

Makes long winded and completely pointless discussion about how irresponsible Baraendur is for bumping such a horrible thread. Forgets to use punctuation and rarely spaces words as he goes on to comment about the need for correct spelling and grammar.

 

[Nifelhein]

Wonders what, when, how and why.

Is answered what.

Says how he is amazed at the alternate pirate cat that appeared in the absence of the usual one.

 

[Nifelhein]

raeds waht he can and deicdes he is not gnona tkae prat of it.

Syas he is not on the sumrf tihng.

And tells everyone that he saw it in meta, for it the last post of every thread is kept on the threads home.

Wonders why moderators maded it a meta-meta thread.

 

[jdavis]

Imply that people who like smurfs are evil and have no place in society, then point out that I got no problem with the smurfs or people who like them. Make snide remark about BoSF and how it has no place anywhere. It was ok when I thought it was a cookbook for making fajitas out of smurfs but smurfrotica is going too far. Secretly order advance copy of BoSF.

 

[Nifelhein]

Wonders which class he would play a Smurf... and how his english sucks after reading "maded" in his last post.

Try to edit his last post but after being logged out and receiving time outs sees that some powerful Ninja-dog around won't allow him to change the post.

Decides to post a preview of BoSF but can't find the link. Thinks that he should post a thread about enworld's beatiful babies, specially djeta, but thinks it wouldn't go anywhere.

Just goes back to General RPG Discussion forum.

 

[Darrin Drader]

Imply that people who like smurfs are evil and have no place in society, then point out that I got no problem with the smurfs or people who like them.

Agree with Jdavis, in direct contradiction to earlier statement. Contradicts self again by changing mind mid-stream and disagree with Jdavis regarding smurfs. Point out that purple is a noble color, and the hell cow has a very distinct type of moo.

Reiterate statement that this thread belongs in the General Discussion Forum instead of Meta.

End by exposing the secret identities of ninjadog, Pyruthcat, and Apocalyptic Kitty.

 

[Nifelhein]

Looks amazed by the revelations of Baraendur and quickly replies to it, being very confusing and making many edits mistakes.

Sees the bad post and deletes most everything, rewrites... and wrongly click on the close window when trying to minimize...

 

[jdavis]

Call out Baraendur on his obvious bias in this issue, this isn't the place for that kind of smurfsecution (nevermind that he was agreeing with me). Thinking of them being three apples tall suddently makes me hungry, wonder why they were never described as three pool balls tall? How many apples tall is a Hellcow?