[OT] This is an off-topic thread [Meta-thread]

[Darrin Drader]

How many apples tall is a Hellcow?

Well, its about time to bump this back to the top of the page.

A hellcow is exactly 34 and 1/2 apples tall when full grown.

Berate JDavis for waffling on the subject of smurfsecution, and then go into a self contradictory tirade about the various finer points of preparing BBQ smurf. Point out that Genghis Kahn was known to have famous marinade recipies for smurfs, and Stallin actually raised hellcows and gave them as gifts to his more trusted comrades.

Point out that OT threads have feelings too, and then post a picture from D20 Modern of a minotaur doing a cartwheel over Michael Jackson.

 

[Agamon]

Berate Baraendur for digging up an old OT meta-thread. Suggest a farm impliment and how to best utilize it. Quickly edit the post, realizing that the last statement would be frowned upon by the mods. Shake at fist at the sky, cursing the names of 3 or 4 random mods.

Suggest a recipe for mushroom pie, trying vainly to stay on topic in an OT thread.

 

[Nifelhein]

Reads by while thinking what was on his mind when he got that many things to do, drifts away.

 

[jdavis]

Wonder how the author of a book with a "adults only" sticker on the front could be unbiased on the subject of smurfrotica.

(congratulations on book Baraendur, and here I thought you were a no talent bum)

 

[Darrin Drader]

Accept congratulations with a long-winded Oscar-worthy speech that promptly puts half the people reading it to sleep and provokes the moderators into banning me in order to keep my over-inflated ego from exploding into a supernova like explosion that would surely destroy the world. Return a week later when banning ends, swear up and down that I'm boycotting such ungrateful boards who can't see what a wonderful thing it is that I grace this place on a regular basis. Shortly thereafter get arrested for causing a mass panic by yelling "Fire!" in a crowded movie theater, which results in the deaths of twelve smurfs.

Take a definite stance on smurfrotica, and announce that though I have no official business relationship with the company that produces such smut, I think everyone should go out, pick up a copy of the latest issue, and display it proudly on their gaming shelf.

Announce the next "Mature" label product - The BoEE (Book of Erotic ENWorld), which will feature revealing photos of actual ENWorld users interspersed with gaming stats and photos of such legends as Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson and Asia Carrera doing what they do best.

 

[jdavis]

Announce the next "Mature" label product - The BoEE (Book of Erotic ENWorld), which will feature revealing photos of actual ENWorld users interspersed with gaming stats and photos of such legends as Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson and Asia Carrera doing what they do best.

Egads revealing photos of ENWorlders is a little too much for me to take.

 

[Tallok]

Reels in shock at suggestion of erotic ENworlders
Refers back a couple pages to smurfs in Donnie Darko, making the irrelevant comment that that's my favorite movie