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Yeah dude they're like regular olives but better
Kalamatas are hit or miss for me. Lower quality ones can be just too salty or bitter. I still keep them on hand, though. Some dishes aren’t right without them.

Our current faves are castelvetranos, a green varietal with a flavor that really doesn’t fight with anything, yet has a nice olive-y flavor and firm texture. We also get Cerignolas (green or black) if they’re available.

But my “Holy Grail” olives are probably forever lost to me. A local high-end liquor store (long since closed) had a small selection of foods for making charcuterie boards or entertaining in general. Many things were imported, including certain cheeses and the olives in question.

Those olives were larger than most olives I’ve seen and almost purple in hue- so technically a black varietal, I suppose. They tasted like olive-y butter. I’d get them whenever I was in the neighborhood.

But one day, I went in, and the two employees who handled most of the imported food logistics had quit. Nobody else knew where the olives came from, so once they ran out, they never got restocked.
 

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You should capitalize it, add a qualifier, and put it in inverted commas with an exclamation:

"Your favorite poster, "SNARF!""

I'm glad you're back. Whenever I see your name struck through, I'm a bit concerned that you won't return.
 

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I hurt my back the other day, and I was hunched over, and thought, "if I fell down, it would be really diffcult to get up." It was like wait, is that how it happens? One day be like a hunched over old man with a cane.
 

But regular olives aren't food objects, are these like shinier or more opalescent or something?

Kalamatas are hit or miss for me. Lower quality ones can be just too salty or bitter. I still keep them on hand, though. Some dishes aren’t right without them.

Our current faves are castelvetranos, a green varietal with a flavor that really doesn’t fight with anything, yet has a nice olive-y flavor and firm texture. We also get Cerignolas (green or black) if they’re available.

But my “Holy Grail” olives are probably forever lost to me. A local high-end liquor store (long since closed) had a small selection of foods for making charcuterie boards or entertaining in general. Many things were imported, including certain cheeses and the olives in question.

Those olives were larger than most olives I’ve seen and almost purple in hue- so technically a black varietal, I suppose. They tasted like olive-y butter. I’d get them whenever I was in the neighborhood.

But one day, I went in, and the two employees who handled most of the imported food logistics had quit. Nobody else knew where the olives came from, so once they ran out, they never got restocked.

Kalamata olives, the good ones at least, are larger and have a purple sheen. So, @prabe, yes they are shinier. @Dannyalcatraz, maybe your grail olives were just good kalamata?
 



Kalamata olives, the good ones at least, are larger and have a purple sheen. So, @prabe, yes they are shinier. @Dannyalcatraz, maybe your grail olives were just good kalamata?
It’s possible, but not too likely. These were MUCH bigger than any other olives I’ve seen. And I shop at Greek, Lebanese, and other ethnic groceries from that region all across D/FW. They also didn’t taste like the best kalamatas I’ve had- more like good black cerignolas, TBH. Still, even the cerignolas didn’t quite match up.

But that could be a phantasm of my mind. And imported high-end kalamatas could very well be so uncommon here that that store was the only local supplier.

Don’t worry, though. I’ve been looking for over a decade, and haven’t given up yet.
 
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You should capitalize it, add a qualifier, and put it in inverted commas with an exclamation:

"Your favorite poster, "SNARF!""

I'm glad you're back. Whenever I see your name struck through, I'm a bit concerned that you won't return.

Thank you!

That said, while I can never control what the mods will do, I don't think that I am going to be stricken from the rolls any time soon. And while my rock-n-roll soul might say it is better to burn out than to fade away, I have made a pact with myself that if it ever gets to, you know, that point, I will do my best to quietly slip out rather than to stage a public self immolation.

After all, I want to scream....
I AM SNARF, KING OF KINGS, SLAYER OF BARDS!
LOOK ON MY POSTS, YE ENWORLDERS, AND DESPAIR!

...but I know how that goes. Shel Silverstein, right?


I close my eyes
Only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my words
Pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind
All my posts are is dust in the wind
Same old arguments
Just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we write
Crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see
Dust in the wind
All our posts are dust in the wind
Oh
Now, don't hang on
Nothin' lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your wins and arguments won't another minute buy
Dust in the wind
All our posts are dust in the wind
-Abraham Lincoln, Trollhunter
 

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