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Day Twenty-Five :

Do not want to go through Mines of Moria, as suspect Balrog still angry about bad date we went on back in Second Age.

Day Twenty-Six:

In Mines of Moria. Yep, Balrog still angry.

Day Twenty-Seven:

Fell into shadow. Balrog such a prat. Had to do some quite unspeakable things before he would let me leave the caverns. Have decided not to tell the rest of Fellowship. Will make up story about having engaged in huge battle instead. Off to see Elrond to get quite unpleasant third degree burns in embarassing places treated. Hope Elrond does not laugh at me. If he does, will tell everyone about his dirty weekend with Sauron. Ha!

–Cassandra Claire, The Very Secret Diaries of the Fellowship of the Ring
 

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Day Twenty-Five :

Do not want to go through Mines of Moria, as suspect Balrog still angry about bad date we went on back in Second Age.

Day Twenty-Six:

In Mines of Moria. Yep, Balrog still angry.

Day Twenty-Seven:

Fell into shadow. Balrog such a prat. Had to do some quite unspeakable things before he would let me leave the caverns. Have decided not to tell the rest of Fellowship. Will make up story about having engaged in huge battle instead. Off to see Elrond to get quite unpleasant third degree burns in embarassing places treated. Hope Elrond does not laugh at me. If he does, will tell everyone about his dirty weekend with Sauron. Ha!

–Cassandra Claire, The Very Secret Diaries of the Fellowship of the Ring
Day 30 - Had to bleach everything. Even myself. That was just NOT coming out.
 

Fun AI Experiment: Ask it to honestly admit all the things it did wrong and did-but-wasn't-supposed-to since the last time you asked it a question... :p
Okay...OH NO, how did my mind get sucked into ChatGPT?!

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I tried really hard to like Shadowdark, but I don't see the appeal. The same goes for Tales of Argosa. I go back to Dragonbane for grunt-level fantasy and Fantasy AGE when I want cinematic heroic action with stunts.
 






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