Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[DrunkonDuty]

This needs to be a playable game…except maybe with Emus as the main antagonists instead.

Aussies v. Emus II, coming soon!

Hey man, too soon.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

My youngest was saying her favorite dinosaur was a goofy looking bipedal herbivore that apparently dangled its forelimbs behind it as it ran.

I had to explain to her what emus could do to a human -- and will, given the least provocation -- despite being a similarly goofy looking creature (and probably a direct descendant of her favorite).

This, of course, made her love said dinosaur more.

 

[Saracenus]

Hey man, too soon.

Hey, the 1932 Emu War in Australia was almost a 100 years ago, let it go man!

 

[DrunkonDuty]

Never! It is a stain on the honour of my people!

 

[Scribe]

I dont know if this is a real Carlin quote, but it is today.

“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that”.