Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[overgeeked]

I got my left hand tied to the chair in kindergarten.

People don't believe me about the sort of things they did to Lefties, back then. Instead of getting that RPG trope of ambidexterity, I just got bad handwriting and a mess of skills that are mixed between which hand I use.

I still cannot cut paper properly, and it took decades for the 'hook' in my wrist to go away when I write.

I gently would move the pencil to my son's right hand when he picked things up with his left as a toddler. No need for him to go through what I did.

Lefties of the world, unite.

My dad had his left hand tied down at school. His mom went in and put a stop to that. I was lucky in that times had changed and all I got was dirty looks and sore hands from right-handed scissors and spiral-bound notebooks. I never did the hook thing. I just let the letters lean.

 

[Thomas Shey]

<pointedly doesn't mention his own adventures with thermite, but mumbles something about egg whites and black powder on the hood of some <expletive>'s Trans Am...>

Its astonishing how easy it is to make thermite once you understand what it is and have access to a junkyard. Its a good thing it has a relatively high ignition temperature, so you have to find a way to address that too.

(I might happen to know an easy but stupid way to make homemade napalm too...)

 

[Scribe]

(I might happen to know an easy but stupid way to make homemade napalm too...)

I remember making that as a kid, walking down the street with it, and having some RCMP drive by.

I was stressed.

Got to my buddies place, we started a bunch of fires, I got sick, and then I got in trouble and wasnt allowed to go back for a bit.

 

[Ryujin]

I remember making that as a kid, walking down the street with it, and having some RCMP drive by.

I was stressed.

Got to my buddies place, we started a bunch of fires, I got sick, and then I got in trouble and wasnt allowed to go back for a bit.

I can tell you, for a fact, that Peel Regional Police don't care if you ride past them on a 250cc scooter, at well north of the speed limit, while wearing Combats and having a compound bow slung across your back. Make of that what you will.

 

[gnarlygninja]

Gotta ask…the language in the first one is…?

EDIT: had a free moment and found out the lead singer is Ethiopian.

The language is Amharic, which I only know because when I heard this on the radio a few months ago I misheard the DJ and thought that was the band's name, which combined with the fact that I didn't know how it was spelled made it a rough search to find.

 

[Scribe]

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Its getting tiresome reading you.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Stop trying to help someone clearly posting in bad faith.

 

[Ryujin]

I work in a group of 6, plus manager. Two are already on vacation, so manager stated no one else can take significant time off until they get back. Another coworker just decided that he'd ignore that mandate, booked a flight, and dropped on manager that he'd be gone for 2 weeks

I just found out about it today, on the third day he was off, as he's on-site on the days that I work from home.

 

[Warpiglet-7]

1/10th of that effort in having fun…

Pages and pages…the investment in misery is staggering.

Not everyone sucks. No conspiracies. Make a character and go play something.

 

[overgeeked]

1/10th of that effort in having fun…

Pages and pages…the investment in misery is staggering.

Not everyone sucks. No conspiracies. Make a character and go play something.

I think the RPG community’s version of touch grass should be throw dice. Meaning get off the internet and go play something.