Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[dragoner]

Wait, did someone turn up the squabble on the amplifier?

 

[Autumnal]

Taking some days off for family stuff. I’d say “be good”, but let’s be realistic. Be interesting.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I foresee a lot of murderhoboing.

I foresee tarrying in the forest.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I believe he preferred to be referred to as "noted bathtub enthusiast."

A philosoaper, if you will.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Tax evasion-man

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I don’t remember that storyline, but considering his demonstrated powers, Kal-El should never have a problem paying his taxes. One trip to the store for some coal and he’ll be able to make diamonds by the literal fistful.

Even written as a lower power version of himself, he could find valuable minerals to sell. As long as he doesn’t flood the market, he’s fine.