RealAlHazred
Frumious Flumph (Your Grace/Your Eminence)
"You were a regional manager at Radio Shack and Toys R Us? What a coincidence -- I was, too! Welcome aboard!"
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Ryujin
Legend
Oddly enough, three of my past employers no longer exist and my manager manager at a 4th, that stopped producing and selling computers but kept up producing general household electronics, tried getting my job a few months after I saw the writing on the wall and got out.
MoonSong
Rules-lawyering drama queen but not a munchkin
-"Do you seriously want me to believe you were a regional manager at Sears when you were twelve?"
-"Why would I make up something so outrageously unbelievable if it wasn't true?"
-"... You know what? You're hired!"
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Though in my country there are social security records that make this kind of lying impossible. There is a ledger out there with everybody's names on it, how many and which weeks you were employed and by who. Along other info like salary, position and even shifts. Of course there's also informal jobs that are under the table, but these being informal mean they don't count.
Edit: Fun fact, in my country all three of Sears, Radio Shack and Toys 'r us currently exist. However Blockbuster is truly gone for good.
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