Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

A new Quinns Quest is out! A new Quinns Quest is out!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

If you're the type of child who likes to build with Legos, you become a transactional attorney.I

If you're the type of child who likes to play with matches, you go into litigation.

Bingo!

I loved Legos, Lincoln Logs, Micronauts, slot-cars, train tracks, and other toys that have interchangeable parts or require building stuff.

By myself.

So yeah, I don’t get into litigation situations unless most of the seals on Cthulhu’s boudoir have been busted.

I draft, I analyze, I research. Occasionally, I give other attorneys out of the box ideas- good ones.

 

[TiQuinn]

If you were actually watching the show, you would know that's a duck.

God, that is just the best gag. The ridiculousness of that show is so perfectly blended with its earnestness.

 

[Ryujin]

If you're the type of child who likes to build with Legos, you become a transactional attorney.

If you're the type of child who likes to play with matches, you go into litigation.

If you build it, I will come ... and burn it down.


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So do are personal injury attorneys actual arsonists then?

 

[billd91]

Is it time to dump Disney+ and Hulu now? Maybe...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I'm rather surprised that more ambiguous wording isn't caught in either proofing or play testing, but there's so much of it that does make it through.

A lot of that stuff requires people who are inherently good or well trained with the nuances of language.

 

[Staffan]

No, responding to that thread with a specific person who misappropriates everything from My Dude would probably not be a good idea.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

So do are personal injury attorneys actual arsonists then?

Nah. Most are just plain vanilla bullies…or victims.

 

[trappedslider]

 

[Scribe]

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What does 'end of the world' mean, really.

We are stupid, unfathomably, but I doubt we can actually 100% kill ourselves.