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(Also, as someone who's basically a square block, I feel your pain on those shirts - I had a seventeen-inch neck in high school, and had to wear dress shirts since I went to a private Catholic school. Anything that fits across my shoulders is either swimming on me everywhere else or way too long.)
When I was at a private Catholic school, I was a barrel.🫤 I grew across rather than up: 5’3” and 253lbs at graduation; 17.5” neck. Part of this was due to medical conditions that wouldn’t be diagnosed until I was in my 30s. Besides fat, I also have abnormally heavy bone thickness and related muscle mass, which concealed a bunch of other things.

But I decided to take care of the stuff that was genuinely my fault when I went to college. I changed my eating & drinking patterns and RADICALLY increased my physical activity level, finishing my first semester 50lbs down. Add in a growth spurt, and I graduated at 5’7”, 193lbs…and scary.
 

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Dangit, clickbait.

"After 20 years, the best dark fantasy of all time is returning to theaters". Dark Crystal? Legend? Nope... Pan's Labyrinth. Okay, I agree with the superlative. But now I just feel old.

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