Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[dragoner]

Kind of like car insurance where the vehicle isn't covered for damages by civil war, or acts of God.

 

[Maxperson]

In cases like that my character falls on his sword and dies instantly. Walk away.

That reminds me of this kid(we were in junior high) I played with back in 1e. If he rolled really badly on character stats he would announce to the DM that his character would buy some rope and walk to a nearby bridge, then tie a rock to his leg and jump into the river.

 

[Maxperson]

Kind of like car insurance where the vehicle isn't covered for damages by civil war, or acts of God.

What about your sports team winning the championship?

 

[dragoner]

What about your sports team winning the championship?

I think that would be vandalism.

 

[dragoner]

It started raining frogs, then my car was destroyed! Though I would guess in the past the government would declare something an "act of God" and that is where that makes it into the boilerplate of the document.

 

[Maxperson]

I think that would be vandalism.

Depending on the team, some might call it an act of God.

 

[Scribe]

Supposed to be working this weekend. Client didnt send me data.

Thats not how this can work people!