Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

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[RealAlHazred]

Y'all need to drive in New Jersey more. I've seen someone do the craziest thing: open their passenger door while driving to prevent somebody from passing them on the shoulder in the approach to a Toll Plaza.

It was me! I was the crazy! Never done that again!

 

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Ea-Nasir has branched out into fashion

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Ea-Nasir has branched out into fashion

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Only if it’s just dyed that color…

 

[TiQuinn]

I remember being on a road trip between D/FW and NOLA. Because of construction, traffic had been detoured onto older farm to market roads, typically 1 or 2 lanes wide.

On one of the 1-lane stretches, I was behind a minivan that was going at least 10MPH slower than the limit, sometimes slower. So I decided to pass. And every time I tried, they sped up.

At one point, I had a clear view to the horizon, so I decided to end the game and really floored it. They reacted likewise.

As I pulled even with them, I noticed 2 things in rapid succession:

1) the driver and passenger were smoking crack- the pipe was in the driver’s hands, and

2) the horizon I had seen was defined by the crest of a hill, and some cars had just crested it going the other way.

I hit my brakes hard, and ducked back behind Mr. Crackhead, where I remained for another half hour.

Sounds like the kind of guy who if you had gotten ahead of him, he’d start acting really dangerous and try to pull ahead again.

 

[TiQuinn]

Y'all need to drive in New Jersey more. I've seen someone do the craziest thing: open their passenger door while driving to prevent somebody from passing them on the shoulder in the approach to a Toll Plaza.

It was me! I was the crazy! Never done that again!
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The New Jersey turnpike is craaaaaazy. I don’t even attempt to get into the fast lane there because I know someone is going to be doing 100+ on my butt and trying to cut me off.