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[Whizbang Dustyboots]

 

[Aeson]

would the party ask for a w2 or would they get a 1099?

Are you providing insurance, PTO, 401k, or anything actually beneficial to your players? If not then they're 1099.

 

[trappedslider]

Are you providing insurance, PTO, 401k, or anything actually beneficial to your players? If not then they're 1099.

we have a healer..does that count as insurance? I knew i shouldn't pushed for realism

 

[Aeson]

we have a healer..does that count as insurance? I knew i shouldn't pushed for realism

On site health care? I'm not sure insurance covers that.

 

[Cadence]

The momentary stark stab of terror of remembering you have under 10 years left to finish preparing your child to get a job that comes with health insurance because they can only be on yours until they hit 26, and you won't be around forever to try and help cover it if they don't. (And they will need it). And then you shove it down again and trudge on.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

we have a healer..does that count as insurance? I knew i shouldn't pushed for realism

On site health care? I'm not sure insurance covers that.

I just imagined someone playing a “healbot” PC like Dr. House…

“I require aid! Use your divine gifts to mend this sword-slash to my forearm!”

“Mmmmmm…nah. Too boring. Use a tourniquet. Anyone have something more interesting?”

“Ah. Ah. Ch’harr still suffers from the acid that giant beetle squirted on him.”

“He’s the one who ATE the poultice I said to apply directly to afflicted area.”

“But it smelled so GOOD!”

“I’m not wasting a spell because of YOUR mistake. You’ll have to wait until we find more glaiveroot daisies. NEXT!”

“But…”

“I said NEXT!”

“Uhhhh…Percival has a glowing growth on his temple and he’s begun speaking in unearthly languages?”

“THAT’S more like it! Let me see …”