Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Ryujin]

Did you really think anyone was gonna guess that? Or was that question purely rhetorical?

Edit: I too assumed it would be porn.

That was a separate thing, only mentioned because of the porn comment. All three laptops' LCD displays were cracked, which was what the three users told me that they definitely weren't. I figured that someone could have guessed that.

 

[Ryujin]

Were they printing each frame out to make a flip book?

No one was printing anything, which was why I caught the call in the first place. The drives of the printers were completely full.

 

[overgeeked]

Sigh. Not every opinion or post needs to be a hill you’ll die on.

 

[pukunui]

No one was printing anything, which was why I caught the call in the first place. The drives of the printers were completely full.

So they were using the printers as storage devices for pornography?

 

[Gradine]

That was a separate thing, only mentioned because of the porn comment. All three laptops' LCD displays were cracked, which was what the three users told me that they definitely weren't. I figured that someone could have guessed that.

I was honestly waiting for somebody to make a second wrong guess like "Was it [X]" so that I could then come in with the "Was it [X] pornography?" because everyone loves a good Rule 34 joke

 

[Ryujin]

So they were using the printers as storage devices for pornography?

Yup. Hidden directories with a massive store. IPs traced back to the far east. There wasn't even enough space left to perform basic updates or print jobs.

 

[Gradine]

Was it cracked screen pornography?

 

[dbolack]

Was it cracked screen pornography?

Oblig Furniture Porn site reference.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

I was honestly waiting for somebody to make a second wrong guess like "Was it [X]" so that I could then come in with the "Was it [X] pornography?" because everyone loves a good Rule 34 joke

Was it pornography pornography?

 

[RealAlHazred]

Was it Pineapple Express pornography‽‽‽