Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Bedrockgames]

But then someone disparages pineapple on pizza. There are times in life where you can't remain silent. ;-)

Well said. What I find puzzling is the raw hatred towards pineapple pizza but no ire directed at the worst pizza of all time: buffalo chicken pizza. The only thing buffalo chicken pizza is good for is making your taste buds, sinuses and colon suffer in perfect harmony

 

[Cadence]

Well said. What I find puzzling is the raw hatred towards pineapple pizza but no ire directed at the worst pizza of all time: buffalo chicken pizza. The only thing buffalo chicken pizza is good for is making your taste buds, sinuses and colon suffer in perfect harmony

!?! I think the pineapple got to and destroyed your taste buds!

 

[Bedrockgames]

!?! I think the pineapple got to and destroyed your taste buds!

Honestly I find buffalo chicken pizza ruins the pizza and the buffalo chicken. I think what I don't like about it is the flavor is just too through the roof for me. I tis like when someone dumps a bottle of condiment on a burger or something. It tastes like a pizza for people who hate themselves because each bite gets worse and worse and worse

 

[Cadence]

Honestly I find buffalo chicken pizza ruins the pizza and the buffalo chicken. I think what I don't like about it is the flavor is just too through the roof for me. I tis like when someone dumps a bottle of condiment on a burger or something. It tastes like a pizza for people who hate themselves because each bite gets worse and worse and worse

Personal taste in how much spice each person prefers in their food is certainly a thing!

 

[Bedrockgames]

Personal taste in how much spice each person prefers in their food is certainly a thing!

I actually like spice. It is just the particular flavor of buffalo sauce on a pizza that bothers me. But if you want a bowel movement filled with remorse, buffalo chicken is certainly the way to go

 

[Cadence]

I actually like spice. It is just the particular flavor of buffalo sauce on a pizza that bothers me. But if you want a bowel movement filled with remorse, buffalo chicken is certainly the way to go

I'm not sure if this is a commentary on the quality of buffalo sauce where you live or the robustness of your bowels ;-)

How much do they put on? I'm used to some white/ranch sauce with a bit of buffalo added, not having the buffalo as a replacement for the usual pizza sauce.

 

[Warpiglet-7]

I actually like spice. It is just the particular flavor of buffalo sauce on a pizza that bothers me. But if you want a bowel movement filled with remorse, buffalo chicken is certainly the way to go

I pour a significant amount of hot sauce on pizza! And pasta for that matter! Franks red hot is not too far from buffalo

 

[Bedrockgames]

I'm not sure if this is a commentary on the quality of buffalo sauce where you live or the robustness of your bowels ;-)

How much do they put on? I'm used to some white/ranch sauce with a bit of buffalo added, not having the buffalo as a replacement for the usual pizza sauce.

When I have had it, it's been it's been like a layer of buffalo wing sauce. I don't order it much because it is so awful tasting. It is less about the intensity of the spice and more about the quality of buffalo sauce on the pizza, mixed with the cheese and everything else. Just a gross mixture. One that makes me question the judgement of people who attack pineapple yet praise the buffalo chicken pizza.

 

[Cadence]

When I have had it, it's been it's been like a layer of buffalo wing sauce. I don't order it much because it is so awful tasting. It is less about the intensity of the spice and more about the quality of buffalo sauce on the pizza, mixed with the cheese and everything else. Just a gross mixture. One that makes me question the judgement of people who attack pineapple yet praise the buffalo chicken pizza.

I can completely understand not liking what you describe!

 

[Bedrockgames]

I pour a significant amount of hot sauce on pizza! And pasta for that matter! Franks red hot is not too far from buffalo

You guys are ruining the pizza. Pineapple is just a topping. I get the concern about the juicy sweetness. But hot sauce obscures all the other qualities of a pizza, you can't truly discern the cheese or sauce flavor through a haze of Frank's Red Hot