Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

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Is it just me or does everyone seem a little extra snippy lately?

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I am never snippy.

I just can't understand why EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. IS. SUCH. AN. IRRITATING. BARD.

It's not that I have angry blood, it's that all y'all are habitual line steppers hell-bent on angering my blood.
 

I am never snippy.

I just can't understand why EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. IS. SUCH. AN. IRRITATING. BARD.

It's not that I have angry blood, it's that all y'all are habitual line steppers hell-bent on angering my blood.
It's because we're so versatile. We're not really good at any one thing. We're just passably bad at a WHOLE LOT of things.
 








A panda walks into a diner and sits down at the counter. He orders a sandwich.

When he finishes the sandwich, he pulls out a gun and starts randomly blasting away over the heads of the patrons as they dive for cover.
Then the panda calmly puts the gun away and walks unhurriedly to the door.

As he passes by the shell-shocked waitress cowering on the floor, she looks up at him and stammers, "But...but... Why???"

In response, he hands her a cheap paperback dictionary with a bookmark inside and departs.

The waitress opens the dictionary to the bookmarked page and reads the highlighted entry:

"Panda. Noun. Large black and white mammal. Eats, shoots, and leaves."



(From the very excellent book on punctuation "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves." by Lynn Truss...)
 

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