Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Ryujin]

Harlan's vast talent ensured that he continued to get work, and his personality ensured that the work was in short supply and not commensurate to his talent.

A matter of having a huge ego that was almost justified.

 

[trappedslider]

oh just when i thought you had abandoned that style of posting takes a drink

EDIT: Also your political leanings are showing just enough not to get a warning but enough to tell

 

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[Snarf Zagyg]

A recipe is posted on the internet. You will always see some variation of the following comments to that recipe:


1. I didn't have any eggs, so I decided to use left-over lamb chops instead. It was awful, so the recipe sucks.

2. I just started a keto diet yesterday; is there anyway to make these decadent chocolate chip cookies without the listed ingredients and only using the 50 pounds of beef jerky I got at Costco?

3. Best recipe ever! I just added my homebrew beer, a little kimchee, some dried star fruit, some hand-picked quinoa from the east side of the Andes, and a few left-over mooseburgers I had from that car accident near Bangor and the cinnamon toast was good to go!

4. I don't have an actual oven; how do I make this home-made from-scratch pizza using a very hot light bulb?

5. Is there any way to make this banana bread by subbing out the eggs and banana with garlic powder and kombucha? What proportions should I use?

6. Due to dietary restrictions, I am only able to consume straight gin. I made the necessary changes to this French Toast recipe, and it turned out great! Unfortunately, due to the amount of gin I drank, I can't remember what ingredients I used.

7. I tried to make a sugar-free version of these home made artisanal Pixie Stix, so I used cocaine instead of sugar. BEST RECIPE EVER! USING EVERY DAY!!!!!

And then I remember that these people exist, and some of them are likely posting here. Also, DEREK!!! needs to lay off the Pixie Stix.

 

[CleverNickName]

The "moral high ground" ones always make me roll my eyes:

8. "I'm vegan, paleo, organic, fair trade, and non-GMO. This recipe uses eggs, which aren't vegan and therefore (immediately evokes Godwin's Law)."

 

[Gradine]

Of course it was Derek...

 

[trappedslider]

I feel like i need this

 

[Mad_Jack]

Pixie Stix.

Fun fact: In my youth I once decided to snort Pixie Stix because it seemed like a really wild and crazy idea and none of my friends was brave enough to do it.

It was definitely not one of my wiser decisions. But it is one of my more entertaining stories.

 

[Gradine]

I feel like i need this

If memory serves, you're barely if at all older than I am.



....which is to say that I definitely also need this

 

[trappedslider]

If memory serves, you're barely if at all older than I am.



....which is to say that I definitely also need this

Fun fact: I made the gif a couple of weeks ago ,since i couldn't find it