Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[trappedslider]

War?

Capitalism?

 

[Ryujin]

What's it good for?

Absolutely nothin'.

 

[prabe]

Absolutely nothin'.

There it is!

 

[Swanosaurus]

Pineapples--like onions--add moisture to a pizza that would otherwise burn when prepared properly. Add bacon or sausage for the much needed salt to balance out the sweetness from either.

Now, pineapple on pizza I can live with. Sausage, however - that is a greater abomination than Alia Atreides.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

There it is!

 

[Ryujin]

There it is!

Say it again.

Oldies unite! You have nothing to lose but your dentures!

 

[Old Fezziwig]

Say it again.

It was Tolstoy's original title for War and Peace!

 

[prabe]

Say it again.

Oldies unite! You have nothing to lose but your dentures!

 

[Staffan]

The stock market, apparently.

The other rule 34: War is good for business.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I was actually thinking about a prior post, and I realized that I genuinely wanted to know the answer. So I am going to run a contest open to all (but posting it here):

Goal: Find the post I made that has the most words.

All entries will be judged by wordcounter.net This is words only, picture may be worth a thousand words but count for zero. Posts can only be thread-starters.

Answers must be provided by end of day Friday, June 7, 2024.

The person who identifies the post with the most words will get a prize- they get to choose any topic for me to write about! Or, conversely, they get to choose any topic for me NOT to write about!!!!*

(All words, including those in spoilers, count.)


*For thread starters. I know you bard-lovers were already planning something.