Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Smackpixi]

16 years ago I made a stupid comment on a you tube video. I was ignored and forgotten as I should have been…until yesterday, someone responded to it, my 16 yr old comment, and reminded me of what a loser I was that day.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

BEHOLD! The immortal nature of the Internet!

 

[Maxperson]

BEHOLD! The immortal nature of the Internet!

Cat memes?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Cat memes?

Trolling.

A History of Spoilers and their Relevance to Today

Building on my recent trend of meta-threads, I observed that there was a thread that was a poll about spoilers in order to discuss the events in another thread that may or may not have involved spoilers. Now, with full apologies to @TheSword for meta-threading his thread, I wanted to ranch out...

www.enworld.org

AND CATS!

Hence, the meow wars.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Dora the Explorer's map came up in the thread about the diagram of the planes in the new books. I didn't want to derail that thread any further and I figure this is a permanently derailed thread.

I can't help but think that the DM running the Dora the Explorer adventures is engaging in that age-old practice of "untrustworthy" narrator. Map leaves out a lot of important information. Here's my salty grognard player (SLP) reactions to the map's directions.

MAP: "Dora and Boots need to know how to get to the high tower to save the prince. Well, I know how to get to the high tower. First, you go through the big gate, then you go across crocodile lake. And that's how you get to the high tower."

SLP: "I notice you didn't say anything about that scary-looking forest of dead trees."


I mean it's not like Map doesn't know a spooky forest when he sees one:

"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."

 

[Ryujin]

"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."

This sounds remarkably like free license to carry a hatchet.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

This sounds remarkably like free license to carry a hatchet.

Snarf Zagyg took an ax
And gave that elf forty whacks,
And when Snarf saw what Snarf had done,
Snarf gave the bard forty-one.

 

[TwoSix]

"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain."

To be fair, Map does have to sing an entire song just to remind itself it does possess identity and sapience.

 

[prabe]

To be fair, Map does have to sing an entire song just to remind itself it does possess identity and sapience.

It keeps its brain in the song?

 

[Umbran]

But think of how much the edition with her on the cover and a 45 enclosed where she says "Crit!... Now he has to make his death saves." will sell for!

Very little, considering how few people play 45 rpm vinyl these days.