Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

I just watched a TikTok video of a guy proudly proclaiming that he's "never buying garlic ever again!" Why? Because he discovered this "cool hack" where he planted garlic in his backyard and--you won't believe this!--it grew more garlic. This guy genuinely believes that he just discovered agriculture in his backyard.

I have a feeling this guy is going to end up going through the whole cycle before discovering why most people don't farm all their food nowadays.

 

[Velderan]

Nobody wants Florida Man.

And while we in Boston are opinionated loudmouths who won't take your BS, we have more great universities per square mile than basically anywhere else, winning sports teams, solid tech industry. What's not to like?

I think you covered it pretty well with the bit about opinionated loudmouths who won’t take my BS.

 

[Ryujin]

I think you covered it pretty well with the bit about opinionated loudmouths who won’t take my BS.

They have yet to witness the True Glory that is our nation's passive aggressiveness.

 

[FrogReaver]

It would be wise to remember that those Francophone Snowbirds also are about as lively as the justly famous Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage.

I don’t get the innuendo.

 

[Ryujin]

I don’t get the innuendo.

 

[DrunkonDuty]

A hot dog is a sandwich.

So's a taco, whether soft shell or hard shell.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Nobody wants Florida Man.

And while we in Boston are opinionated loudmouths who won't take your BS, we have more great universities per square mile than basically anywhere else, winning sports teams, solid tech industry. What's not to like?

Well, you said it yourself: “winning sports teams.” E’rrbody else jus’ JEALOUS!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

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@trappedslider

The other version of that story?

DM: There's a guard dog outside of the outpost.

Players: Okay! So, we have to sneak up on this NPC we gotta kill, right?

DM: What are you going to do?

Players: Take out the dog.

(combat)

DM: Okay, the dog is dead. What do you do now?

Players: We should approach the outpost stealthily ... wait, what was the name of the NPC again?

DM: ......... Johannes Wick.....

 

[overgeeked]

A hot dog is a sandwich.

So's a taco, whether soft shell or hard shell.

Nah. They’re all tacos.

 

[DrunkonDuty]

Nah. They’re all tacos.

I totally agree.