Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Reynard]

Whenever I was asked this, I always pretended to think on it a moment before answering, "An adult."

Johnathan

Eww. That's the worst thing to be when you grow up.

 

[Scribe]

Eww. That's the worst thing to be when you grow up.

It has its moments, but yes I'd like to go back to being a dumb 20 year old please, with the cost of living to match.

 

[prabe]

Eww. That's the worst thing to be when you grow up.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

It has its moments, but yes I'd like to go back to being a dumb 20 year old please, with the cost of living to match.

I don't want to go back to sleeping on mattresses sitting on the floor or having sofas we got off a street corner that we all pretend are clean enough to sit and sleep on.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

It has its moments, but yes I'd like to go back to being a dumb 20 year old please, with the cost of living to match.

Same.

I know that my investments and sports betting would go a lot better this time around.

 

[Scribe]

I don't want to go back to sleeping on mattresses sitting on the floor or having sofas we got off a street corner that we all pretend are clean enough to sit and sleep on.

Eh, I'll take it.

 

[trappedslider]

Eh, I'll take it.

That's called stealing and it's no cool man.

 

[Meech17]

Same.

I know that my investments and sports betting would go a lot better this time around.

This is always a fun thought experiment/hypothetical. Would you go back in time given you get to keep your current knowledge?

It's tough.. On it's face, it's like "Yeah obviously.. Go back in time, buy as much bitcoin as you can in 2010 for $0.10/ea.. Sell 100 of them three years later for an easy milli, and then cash out a little more in 2020 and be a kajillionaire. GG, EZ."

The biggest thing is, would you be able to do this without going crazy?

Like imagine trying to keep your facts straight in your head. All of the things you know that aren't true, but will be true in the future? How will you keep up? When did Event X happen? Was that 2014? or 2015?

Constantly being tortured by your own weird memory! Is this thing I think to be true actually true? Is it something that's just not true yet? Have I changed the trajectory of time, and somehow made it so that thing won't ever come true? Was it ever true in the first place or am I just mis-remembering?

 

[Reynard]

This is always a fun thought experiment/hypothetical. Would you go back in time given you get to keep your current knowledge?

It's tough.. On it's face, it's like "Yeah obviously.. Go back in time, buy as much bitcoin as you can in 2010 for $0.10/ea.. Sell 100 of them three years later for an easy milli, and then cash out a little more in 2020 and be a kajillionaire. GG, EZ."

The biggest thing is, would you be able to do this without going crazy?

Like imagine trying to keep your facts straight in your head. All of the things you know that aren't true, but will be true in the future? How will you keep up? When did Event X happen? Was that 2014? or 2015?

Constantly being tortured by your own weird memory! Is this thing I think to be true actually true? Is it something that's just not true yet? Have I changed the trajectory of time, and somehow made it so that thing won't ever come true? Was it ever true in the first place or am I just mis-remembering?

Also, if you do anything differently, you potentially change everything. Go back for the lulz, not the benjamins.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

This is always a fun thought experiment/hypothetical. Would you go back in time given you get to keep your current knowledge?

It's tough.. On it's face, it's like "Yeah obviously.. Go back in time, buy as much bitcoin as you can in 2010 for $0.10/ea.. Sell 100 of them three years later for an easy milli, and then cash out a little more in 2020 and be a kajillionaire. GG, EZ."

The biggest thing is, would you be able to do this without going crazy?

Like imagine trying to keep your facts straight in your head. All of the things you know that aren't true, but will be true in the future? How will you keep up? When did Event X happen? Was that 2014? or 2015?

Constantly being tortured by your own weird memory! Is this thing I think to be true actually true? Is it something that's just not true yet? Have I changed the trajectory of time, and somehow made it so that thing won't ever come true? Was it ever true in the first place or am I just mis-remembering?

I have a great recollection of Apple's stock price, the rise of bitcoin, and the winners of numerous sporting events.

I think I will do okay!

I have a more serious concern about time travel .....

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