Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Umbran]

there's also the chance that i can't kill him because if i kill the reason for building it, then i wouldn't have built in the first place. predestination paradox

Same thing.

Any time travel scenario in which you destroy the possibility that you time traveled is equivalent. Whether it is that you cannot exist, or the machine cannot exist, is just as much a problem.

 

[trappedslider]

Is it a computer that has everything needed to support 11, or are you going to MacGuiver it?

I currently have 4 computers that technically don't support 11, that are running it

it's the tpm thing, I need to enable mine

 

[Scribe]

So what actually hit you was the July update, putting you into Bitlocker recovery? Or did the supposed fix blow things up?

Thats the thing, I'm not sure. Both my computers are now waiting to apply the patch to supposedly fix it, but when it failed on my work computer this morning, it was at 45% complete and now reports 'pending restart'.

So, maybe IT was slow on pushing a fix.

 

[RealAlHazred]

it's the tpm thing, I need to enable mine

Remember, you now need to submit your TPM reports to four different supervisors, not the original three. You can find the four new supervisors in the latest TPM newsletter, available in the new SharePoint site; don't use the old one. Even though that still works, just to make things interesting for people who missed the Teams announcement.

Oh, wait, that was the update about TPS reports. Never mind! You're probably fine!

 

[Scribe]

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DEEP BREATH

I have one more call. Just one. OK? Then I can check out on what has clearly been a cursed day.

So stay wrong, and die mad.

 

[Ryujin]

9th or 10th request from one of our departmental managers this year:

Him - Why does Windows just restart when I select 'update and shut down' when there's an update?

Me - Because Windows will do that sometimes. (closes incident)

This is on-par with the majority of his requests.

 

[Maxperson]

 

[Ryujin]

Looking longingly out into the parking lot at my old 2015 Mazda5, which gets replaced by a 2024 Mazda CX-30 on Friday. The only comparison I can draw is it feels like giving up an old, favourite worn pair of cargo pants for a new pair of dress slacks. Goodbye, all you wonderful secret little storage areas.

 

[payn]

Looking longingly out into the parking lot at my old 2015 Mazda5, which gets replaced by a 2024 Mazda CX-30 on Friday. The only comparison I can draw is it feels like giving up an old, favourite worn pair of cargo pants for a new pair of dress slacks. Goodbye, all you wonderful secret little storage areas.

I still miss my 2009 Pontiac G8. I wont miss it in the winter, even with the little driving I do anymore, but that car was awesome! Drive a 2019 Tacoma now.

 

[Ryujin]

I still miss my Pontiac G8. I wont miss it in the winter, even with the little driving I do anymore, but that car was awesome! Drive a 2019 Tacoma now.

I was on my second Mazda5 and would have bought a third, is they still made it.

Either 4WD or AWD has pretty much become a necessity for me, now that my brother and his family have moved 2.5 hours away into our snow belt. His house is where we gather for the holidays. They're now maybe 15 minutes away from his father-in-law, who is pushing 80, hard, and needs to have support nearby.