Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Snarf Zagyg]

I remember the school teacher in Vermont telling us that Vermont has "Siberian Winters" it's like ok.

There's something almost endearing about the ignorance of some people, товарищ. Have to appreciate the chutzpah, though. Vermont isn't even the coldest state (it's around seventh).

Anyway, looking around ... some, uh, interesting threads!

 

[Umbran]

Noting Vermont as the location, how can you be sure it wasn't actually a badger that just happened to be shopping in town that day?

Because badgers are not native to Vermont*. And driving that far is really hard when you can't reach the pedals or see over the steering wheel.


* the Northern Vermont University mascot notwithstanding.

 

[DrunkonDuty]

I know ground hogs are not badgers but...

The ground hog in Ground Day could drive. A bit. With some assistance.

Surely a badger with an assistance human could do it if they wanted to.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

This is such a dumb conversation.

The badgers are obviously just using Uber.

 

[trappedslider]

I will never forgive Vermont for letting this happen:

 

[J.Quondam]

This is such a dumb conversation.

The badgers are obviously just using Uber.

Or maybe the lesser-known underground competitor service, Unter.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Hey all- I think I'm going to take a week off or so. So if I am not responding to being summoned like Beetlejuice, that would be why.

Always best to take a nice break. You know what they say- better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Indulging in anger is renouncing wisdom and I think I am excited about being mad.

Which is not, in my experience, great. So- make sure that no bards take it over, and watch out for twosix....

I think that's actually DEREK!!!!!

 

[Ryujin]

Hey all- I think I'm going to take a week off or so. So if I am not responding to being summoned like Beetlejuice, that would be why.

Always best to take a nice break. You know what they say- better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Indulging in anger is renouncing wisdom and I think I am excited about being mad.

Which is not, in my experience, great. So- make sure that no bards take it over, and watch out for twosix....

I think that's actually DEREK!!!!!

I'll go dig up my ukulele.

(I don't have a ukulele.)

 

[DrunkonDuty]

This is such a dumb conversation.

The badgers are obviously just using Uber.

I'm embarrassed I did not think of this obvious solution.

 

[gban007]

Holy Overreaction Batman