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Far too many people don't seem to realize that in all the bad situations in which they find themselves, they are the common factor.
I don't disagree, but it's probably worth considering that far too many people are stuck in some cycle or other, and victimization is at least sometimes a cycle.
 



FWIW, my Wills & Estates professor Stanley Johanson- and a goodly percentage of the other UT Law faculty members I knew- would probably strongly agree with you.

There was a predominant sentiment that good, clear language was to be preferred whenever you were drafting documents. Clarity prevented disagreements and let all parties know their rights & responsibilities. As Prof. Johanson once put it, if you were in court defending clauses in your documents, you’ve probably failed your client in some way.

One of his examples: he’d give everyone in the class a 25pg document for us to read in class. At some point, he’d stop us and ask how many had finished it. No one would raise a hand. He’d then instruct us to read the last page, which had 2-3 paragraphs on it, taking up maybe 3/4 of the page.

“That last page has the exact same information and legal force as the prior 24. It is merely drafted clearly and concisely, without legalese. If I ever encounter a document drafted by one of you that reads more like the first 24 pages of this handout than the last, I will hunt you down myself.”

I believe him. I won’t feel safe even after he passes away. (He’s been on UT Law’s faculty since 1963.)
Counterpoint: in engineering school, I had an instructor who would frequently say, "This report is too short! Who wrote this?" He was of the opinion that length made the reports seem more weighty and well-considered. I have a suspicion he was, at one time, employed in an industry that paid by article length...
 



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