Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Thomas Shey]

I love avocados, personally. But the trouble is when they ripen, they all ripen at once. So you end up with only 2-3 weeks to eat dozens, sometimes hundreds, of fresh avocados. That first smoothie, slice of toast, or bowl of guacamole is delicious...the fifteenth, not so much.

When you have a tree, you'll get much wider spread since they ripen at different times on and off-tree.

 

[Smackpixi]

Today a poster made me wonder about and question their motives. And then 12 pages of posts later, The Prestige!

 

[Smackpixi]

I love avocados, personally. But the trouble is when they ripen, they all ripen at once. So you end up with only 2-3 weeks to eat dozens, sometimes hundreds, of fresh avocados. That first smoothie, slice of toast, or bowl of guacamole is delicious...the fifteenth, not so much.

Inevitably, despite the best efforts of everyone in the house and their extended families, the vast majority of avocados end up rotting on the ground underneath the tree.

That’s what I love about these supermarket avocados, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

 

[Smackpixi]

I can't stand licorice at all, in any form. I can barely tolerate anise/star anise/fennel, even in contexts they belong.

Black licorice, ie, licorice, is one of those things masquerading as candy that only people old enough to have lived through a time when an orange qualified as a something treasured in a Christmas stocking could possibly think of as actual candy.

 

[billd91]

Black licorice, ie, licorice, is one of those things masquerading as candy that only people old enough to have lived through a time when an orange qualified as a something treasured in a Christmas stocking could possibly think of as actual candy.

As opposed to “laxative”.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

When you have a tree, you'll get much wider spread since they ripen at different times on and off-tree.

Commercial avocado farming is going to be ... challenged in the coming years. I suspect a lot of avocado fans will end up relying on trees in their homes and/or yards.

 

[dragoner]

One of the players loves to get wierd stuff like the salmiak, brings it to the game.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I've thought "Jalapeno Express" referred to something completely different.

A “burning ring of fire”…

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

That’s what I love about these supermarket avocados, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Alright alright alright.

 

[payn]

A “burning ring of fire”…

If it dont burn going out, im not tasting it going in.