Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

There must be something wrong with me. I just can't even begin to care about this. Of all the things to get bent out of shape about, THIS is what tips you over? I... just ... I just can't anymore. I'm so done.

Even the frisson of schadenfreude no longer holds any appeal.

God I loathe fandom. If you don't like something, sure, vent. I get that. Venting is healthy. Get it off your chest. On the other hand, if you're venting the SAME FREAKING SPLEEN over and over again, maybe, just maybe, give it a rest for a minute and let the rest of us enjoy something without having you piddle in the pool. Just once? For maybe an hour or so? Is that really too much to ask?
 

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I’m reading this while having a bittersweet culinary experience. I’m in my 2nd favorite local Vietnamese restaurant, having one of the best bowls of pho I’ve had in recent memory.

Their soup is always good, but today, I managed to add the EXACTLY correct amount of lime, sriracha, fish sauce, hoisin, etc.. it’s so good, I’m going to regret hitting the bottom of the bowl.
 

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Nope.

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I’m reading this while having a bittersweet culinary experience. I’m in my 2nd favorite local Vietnamese restaurant, having one of the best bowls of pho I’ve had in recent memory.

Their soup is always good, but today, I managed to add the EXACTLY correct amount of lime, sriracha, fish sauce, hoisin, etc.. it’s so good, I’m going to regret hitting the bottom of the bowl.
Damn, sounds way better than my PB&J sammie.
 

I can't believe that term is only two years old. It just so perfect for our world and all that bedevils us, even beyond the internet.
I love the fact that in the comment section for the article that comments like "In shock news a business tries to make money, in other news water is wet" are hidden due to low scores, also the article skips social media
 


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