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[dragoner]

I'm currently chipping out a concrete wall to fix a leak in a pipe - I can see the hammer and chisel in my hands, but it feels like I'm banging my head against it over and over again.

Being a general contractor, this stuff is my daily life.

 

[Thomas Shey]

I'm currently chipping out a concrete wall to fix a leak in a pipe - I can see the hammer and chisel in my hands, but it feels like I'm banging my head against it over and over again.

At least you didn't try and set your face on fire this morning...

 

[Autumnal]

At least you didn't try and set your face on fire this morning...

THIS is the gasoline, THAT is the horse tranquilizer, and over HERE is the combo toothpaste/shaving cream. We’ve over this again and again.

More seriously, I hope you’re okay.

 

[CleverNickName]

I've visited a handful of threads this morning, and I've managed to not respond to some deliberately inflammatory, blatantly trollish posts...but I was sorely tempted, to the point were I almost wore out my backspace key.

Time to find something else to do for a few hours.

 

[Mannahnin]

I went to a Burger King in Mexico because it seemed like a weird thing to do

When my ex-wife and I took a tour of Bohemia we had a relatively long day in Vienna, with lots of free time to wander and do stuff. We decided that our activities would include not just trying sausages and Viennese coffee and dessert across from the symphony hall, and having a little picnic in the park with a bottle of bubby, but getting lunch at a Japanese place (my bento box was excellent), and seeing The Simpsons movie at a little indie English-language movie theater. Nice comfy velvet seats with wide arms, which we and a couple of Austrian stoners found very comfortable.

 

[Scribe]

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So lets see how the news....oh...oh I see....right.

"close tab"

 

[dragoner]

When my ex-wife and I took a tour of Bohemia we had a relatively long day in Vienna, with lots of free time to wander and do stuff. We decided that our activities would include not just trying sausages and Viennese coffee and dessert across from the symphony hall, and having a little picnic in the park with a bottle of bubby, but getting lunch at a Japanese place (my bento box was excellent), and seeing The Simpsons movie at a little indie English-language movie theater. Nice comfy velvet seats with wide arms, which we and a couple of Austrian stoners found very comfortable.

My wife calls it a city of palaces. I liked the kapunzinergruft: Imperial Crypt - Wikipedia and military history museum (medieval arms and armor ++); plus we took a boat to Budapest where we curled up on a couch under a blanket, drank wine, and listened to an orchestra on deck playing the best of Strauss, Liszt, etc.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

At least you didn't try and set your face on fire this morning...

 

[Thomas Shey]

THIS is the gasoline, THAT is the horse tranquilizer, and over HERE is the combo toothpaste/shaving cream. We’ve over this again and again.

More seriously, I hope you’re okay.

Yeah, just blowing dust out of our ancient gas heater this morning because we hadn't used it in several weeks, and didn't expect the pilot light to light the dust up by itself. Having my face down where I could see what I was doing was not my best plan there...

 

[Mannahnin]

My wife calls it a city of palaces. I liked the kapunzinergruft: Imperial Crypt - Wikipedia and military history museum (medieval arms and armor ++); plus we took a boat to Budapest where we curled up on a couch under a blanket, drank wine, and listened to an orchestra on deck playing the best of Strauss, Liszt, etc.

Nice. We did tour Schonbrunn with the group, so we didn't entirely disregard palaces. I'm jealous on that military history museum though.