Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Scribe]

Just as long as you're trimming it. The day you decide that hair can sprout like weeds from your eyebrows, nose and ears without a care, you've passed a grim milestone.

Oh man, I needed this laugh.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Guy "One punch" Gardner

Discounting the new ones (and I'm not talking of Kyle Rayner) sure.

I'd say the pecking order is
Hal Jordan
John Stewart/Kyle Rayner
Alan Scott/Jade
Guy Gardner

But if you go beyond Earth, there are plenty GL's that would fall under 1-punch

Thing is, most of those lesser Oan GLs still have access to the same weapon, they’re just not as effective using it. Theoretically, they could become just as dangerous and powerful as the best.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I like the shout for Etrigan. He could fit in nicely for the Martian Manhunter as a powerhouse "alien" with a broad power base. For Wonder Woman, Nubia works, though I had also thought of Yankee Poodle. I could go either way. For GL, I feel like they've already gone with joke Lanterns before (G'nort or), so maybe a random Corps member, like Torquemada, or an awkward one, like Arisia? For Flash, I kind of thought Mas and Menos would work. I'm basically short a Batman and a Superman. Vigilante (Adrian Chase) might fit, though he's more of a Punisher knockoff. For Superman, I'll go with Mon El.

Aquaman
Etrigan
Torquemada or Arisia
Mon El
Nubia
Vigilante
Mas and Menos (edit: forgot how their powers worked, it'd have to be both, or they'd be useless)

Some good thoughts in there, but as a practical matter, Mon-El is just Kal-El with a different vulnerability. Yeah, vulnerability to lead is MUCH worse than kryptonite, but there’s workarounds for that.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I wasn't even talking about imitators so much as GA's version of the Bat Family over the years. There's been at least I want to say four of them.

The only one I can recall was his teenage sidekick, Speedy, who became a Teen Titan.*. The others probably are post-1990s, I’d bet.





* and maybe a heroin addict at one point if I remember correctly.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Only if "proper budget" is less than $30 million. Half the charm of watching a Charles Band sci-fi epic is that fact that it's made on a shoestring.

Death Race 2000 and Death Race 2050 were both better than Death Race (2008).

I love the original Death Race, thought the 08 remake was…meh. Never heard of 2050!

 

[trappedslider]

The only one I can recall was his teenage sidekick, Speedy, who became a Teen Titan.*. The others probably are post-1990s, I’d bet.


* and maybe a heroin addict at one point if I remember corcorrectly

His name is Speedy what was Green Arrow expecting?

 

[billd91]

His name is Speedy what was Green Arrow expecting?

Amphetamines, duh.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

The only one I can recall was his teenage sidekick, Speedy, who became a Teen Titan.*. The others probably are post-1990s, I’d bet.

* and maybe a heroin addict at one point if I remember correctly.

Yes to both.

 

[trappedslider]

The only one I can recall was his teenage sidekick, Speedy, who became a Teen Titan.*. The others probably are post-1990s, I’d bet.





* and maybe a heroin addict at one point if I remember correctly.

Amphetamines, duh.

It could that, there's a spoon AND a needle, the only thing missing is a pipe and lighter.

 

[prabe]

Just as long as you're trimming it. The day you decide that hair can sprout like weeds from your eyebrows, nose and ears without a care, you've passed a grim milestone.

YAY I PASSED A MILESTONE