Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

You should probably re-read these posts out loud in a week. This is not just a you issue, this is a "you need to talk to someone" issue.

 

[RealAlHazred]

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How very dare you!*

*Not on any forum, that was a Real Life reaction.

 

[overgeeked]

If it barks like a puppy, whines like a puppy, craps on the rug like a puppy, and pisses everywhere like a puppy…it’s definitely a puppy.

 

[Scribe]

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[Umbran]

Once again, trying to cut back on Caffeine. Its the worst.

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Because, as we all know, humans and spiders are neurologically identical?

 

[Scribe]

Because, as we all know, humans and spiders are neurologically identical?

Of course.

 

[Deset Gled]

Because, as we all know, humans and spiders are neurologically identical?

I'm pretty sure both share DNA with dire wolves.

 

[Umbran]

I'm pretty sure both share DNA with dire wolves.

I get it.
Wolf spiders are a thing.
Dire wolves were a thing.
Therefore, Dire Wolf Spiders were a thing.

Spoiler: To spare folks who are freaked by spiders

 

[CleverNickName]

I get it.
Wolf spiders are a thing.
Dire wolves were a thing.
Therefore, Dire Wolf Spiders were a thing.

Spoiler: To spare folks who are freaked by spiders

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(furiously scribbling notes) Well they are now, in my game world at least.

 

[CleverNickName]

Also, in relation to another thread altogether: