Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[kermit4karate]

I can never work which topic, let alone poster, anyone is talking about.

Oh wait... that means it's me.

It's not you.

 

[DrunkonDuty]

It's not you.

Awwwwwww.

 

[Old Fezziwig]

Bad news: the restaurant ran out of lengua, my favorite kind of taco, right after I ordered.
Good news: They gave me an extra mole taco to make up for it, and the taco is oversized.
Bad news: My cat very strongly believes that extra taco is for him.

I'd be worried that your cat can count. "Hey, buddy, that's an extra taco!"

 

[MoonSong]

I'd be worried that your cat can count. "Hey, buddy, that's an extra taco!"

Monkeys and crows can count to four. Maybe cats too?

 

[gnarlygninja]

I'd be worried that your cat can count. "Hey, buddy, that's an extra taco!"

I wasn't sure what it was, so while unpacking everything from the bag I set it down at the edge of the table right before he jumped up there on his way to the cat tree. From his perspective it's less 'an extra' taco and more the taco closest to him.

 

[Old Fezziwig]

I wasn't sure what it was, so while unpacking everything from the bag I set it down at the edge of the table right before he jumped up there on his way to the cat tree. From his perspective it's less 'an extra' taco and more the taco closest to him.

This ambiguity, it sounds like something your cat would say now that you're cottoning on to his secret. "Count? pfft. Oh, no, I can't count. One, two, eleven, Arkansas, goldfish, zed."

 

[prabe]

This ambiguity, it sounds like something your cat would say now that you're cottoning on to his secret. "Count? pfft. Oh, no, I can't count. One, two, eleven, Arkansas, goldfish, zed."

It is important, when talking about the possibility of cats counting, to consider that we are talking about an animal that will carefully stalk and eagerly pounce upon a dustmop.

 

[gnarlygninja]

His greatest intellectual achievement was the time he figured out how to open a pizza box. He failed to replicate it because he didn't understand he can't do that while also sitting on top of the box.

 

[Old Fezziwig]

It is important, when talking about the possibility of cats counting, to consider that we are talking about an animal that will carefully stalk and eagerly pounce upon a dustmop.

Look, it knows what it did.

His greatest intellectual achievement was the time he figured out how to open a pizza box. He failed to replicate it because he didn't understand he can't do that while also sitting on top of the box.

To be fair, I said your cat could count, not that he understood basic physics.

 

[dragoner]

Prison rules social media: when you join, pick a fight with the poster with most posts to assert dominance.