Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Some Dude]

My favorite bathroom stall graffiti was in the men's room of Shattuck Hall, on PSU campus. Someone had written,

"WHY GO OUT FOR BOLOGNA SANDWICHES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE STEAK AT HOME"​

and below that, someone had added,

"...AGAIN."​

Funniest graffitti I ever saw was on a condom dispenser in the bathroom of a Kansas City bar. Someone had written, "INSERT BABY FOR REFUND".

And my favorite pizza is:
-Ham
-Pineapple
-Jalapenos
-Anchovies

Best part is, I never have to share.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Funniest graffitti I ever saw was on a condom dispenser in the bathroom of a Kansas City bar. Someone had written, "INSERT BABY FOR REFUND".

And my favorite pizza is:
-Ham
-Pineapple
-Jalapenos
-Anchovies

Best part is, I never have to share.

I don’t know if I’d like that or not*, but having read this, I’d certainly ask for a slice out of spite.






* jalapeños can vary greatly in quality

 

[Umbran]

I'd answer you, but then the mods would come at me with red text.

You can talk about human psychology without breaking the rules.

Some ways of expressing facts of human psychology are true, but expletive-laden, and so inappropriate for this site.

 

[Umbran]

From Terry Pratchett's Carpe Jugulum ...

I have read some Pratchett, but not that one.

..And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.”

Huh. Pretty darned close. I will take that as a win.

 

[prabe]

Unrelated to the above: It's business, Jake, it's business.

 

[FrogReaver]

... for the most part, I think that the people here suffer from what I call variola stultorum anonymorum, which seems to afflict the internet. In other words, if you meet them at a gaming table, they are likely to be kind, inclusive, open-minded, tolerant, curious, and willing to try all sorts of games and generally fun to play with.

Get them behind a keyboard, however, and they will retreat to the smallest hill of an extreme preference and happily die defending it, with extreme rhetoric and anger while mocking any and all perceived enemies ... and possibly allies.

On the other hand, there are a few the do complain about all the real terrible life gaming experiences that they have had that repeatedly failed to meet their exacting standards.

If you find that no matter where you go, there is a problem .... then you might need to look closer to home to find the problem.

70% of all problems occur at home.

 

[trappedslider]

70% of all problems occur at home.

and that's why i don't have a home

 

[trappedslider]

 

[MarkB]

The full word is "Adventure", but for a moment I thought "Seriously, they're doing advent calendars for Halloween now?"

 

[Ryujin]

and that's why i don't have a home

Trailer for sale or rent.
Room to let $0.50.
No phone, no pool, no pets.
I ain't got no cigarettes.