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[billd91]

I like it sprinkled on my pineapple pizza.

Why do you insist on making Baby Jesus cry?

 

[Autumnal]

Sometimes you can turn petty feelings into art. Clive James, “The Book of My Enemy Has Been Remaindered”:

The book of my enemy has been remaindered
And I rejoice.
It has gone with bowed head like a defeated legion
Beneath the yoke.
What avail him now his awards and prizes,
The praise expended upon his meticulous technique,
His individual new voice?
Knocked into the middle of next week
His brainchild now consorts with the bad buys,
The sinkers, clinkers, dogs and dregs,
The Edsels of the world of movable type,
The bummers that no amount of hype could shift,
The unbudgeable turkeys.

The Book of My Enemy has been Remaindered

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[trappedslider]

well, that clears up my confusion about the sudden topic change

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

It's a kinda tossed off line in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, a (IIRC) Classical radio station programmer gets cornered by a logician and a semantics professor who team up to prove that the phrase "too much Mozart" makes no logical sense. Or something similar. I often pair it with "not enough lawyers" when I'm riffing on it, but chose not to based on the audience, here.

It’s been a while since I read that one.

 

[gnarlygninja]

The jumping spider that lives in my window has started crawling into empty containers on my desk. When he was slowly backing into an empty can of coke, then popping back up and staring at me before slowly back into it, that was cute. But today I saw him watching my iced coffee and getting ready to drop down onto it before it was empty. I fear there's gonna be a confrontation over this soon.