Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[RealAlHazred]

Kudos to the NORAD guys for tracking Santa Claus on his worldwide trip for another year. My daughter was enthused and fascinated; I'm not sure she understood what it was about, exactly, but she loved the tiny Santa sleigh and reindeer animation.

 

[Aeson]

This young woman made not one but two suits of Ironman armor.

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[trappedslider]

Mariah Carey is opening her Christmas present.
Inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential.
Disappointed, she set the deed down and says..
"I don't want a lot for Christmas"

 

[payn]

Mariah Carey is opening her Christmas present.
Inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential.
Disappointed, she set the deed down and says..
"I don't want a lot for Christmas"

 

[Scribe]

Kudos to the NORAD guys for tracking Santa Claus on his worldwide trip for another year. My daughter was enthused and fascinated; on not sure she understood what it was about, exactly, but she loved the tiny Santa sleigh and reindeer animation.

This was how I got my son to go to bed when he was young. "Santa is getting close, and he doesnt stop at kids houses if they are awake!"

 

[trappedslider]

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He ate potatoes before they were cool.

Why was he eating potatoes?

Because they're so underground.

 

[RealAlHazred]

Aaaaaand... I got an email telling me that I needed to fill out exit paperwork, and two hours later an email telling me my contact was extended by a year.

I'm taking it as I get another year to find another job. This is garbage.

 

[TiQuinn]

Okay, sure bro. WTF ever.