Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[RealAlHazred]

Kudos to the NORAD guys for tracking Santa Claus on his worldwide trip for another year. My daughter was enthused and fascinated; I'm not sure she understood what it was about, exactly, but she loved the tiny Santa sleigh and reindeer animation.

 

[Aeson]

This young woman made not one but two suits of Ironman armor.

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[trappedslider]

Mariah Carey is opening her Christmas present.
Inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential.
Disappointed, she set the deed down and says..
"I don't want a lot for Christmas"

 

[payn]

Mariah Carey is opening her Christmas present.
Inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential.
Disappointed, she set the deed down and says..
"I don't want a lot for Christmas"

 

[Scribe]

Kudos to the NORAD guys for tracking Santa Claus on his worldwide trip for another year. My daughter was enthused and fascinated; on not sure she understood what it was about, exactly, but she loved the tiny Santa sleigh and reindeer animation.

This was how I got my son to go to bed when he was young. "Santa is getting close, and he doesnt stop at kids houses if they are awake!"

 

[trappedslider]

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He ate potatoes before they were cool.

Why was he eating potatoes?

Because they're so underground.

 

[RealAlHazred]

Aaaaaand... I got an email telling me that I needed to fill out exit paperwork, and two hours later an email telling me my contact was extended by a year.

I'm taking it as I get another year to find another job. This is garbage.

 

[TiQuinn]

Okay, sure bro. WTF ever.

 

[Scribe]

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Silver up 10% in a day, I'm sure this is fine.

 

[MoonSong]

The apple salad of Thesseus

Day one. This salad needs more pineapple.
Day two. It needs more apple.
Day three. we added too much apple, we need more cream.
Day four. It needs more craisins and pecans...