Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Ryujin]

We all have stories, lol - I stabbed myself in the back of the head for 10 stitches worth of damage while cleaning my fingernails once, and have permanent scars from uncooked rice...

I'm thinking "Using a knife to clean under the fingernails. Had an itchy scalp. OOPS!"?

In my case:

What I tell the ladies - "I was coming around the outside of corner 5, lost traction, and went down hard. SNAP!"

What happened - "I was walking back from the outside of corner 5 after the first practice session. Slipped in the mud and turned to save the camera. Hit a rock with my shoulder."

 

[trappedslider]

Even that's iffy

 

[Scribe]

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lol if you are going to engage on one of the say big 3-5 topics, that have been rehashed here about ohhhhhh a million times, with the same group of people there are only 2 options.

1. You are baiting in the hopes people get moderated/banned.
2. You are an idiot.

 

[Velderan]

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lol if you are going to engage on one of the say big 3-5 topics, that have been rehashed here about ohhhhhh a million times, with the same group of people there are only 2 options.

1. You are baiting in the hopes people get moderated/banned.
2. You are an idiot.

3. "But I can fix them!"

I guess that's really 2, isn't it?

 

[Mad_Jack]

I'm thinking "Using a knife to clean under the fingernails. Had an itchy scalp. OOPS!"?

Nah, back in like freshman year of high school, a "friend" (one of those friends you could definitely live without) was bouncing a basketball off my bedroom wall while we were hanging out. When I told him to stop before my mom came in to yell at us, he threw the ball at my head.
I was cleaning my nails with a tiny knife that was part of a manicure kit. I put my arm up in front of my face to block the ball, and it hit my elbow, causing me to slash/stab myself in the back of my head. Even though it wasn't a hard hit, the knife was sharp and it somehow went clear down to the bone.
I was using a pair of mirrors to watch my mother examining the cut, and my brother quipped, "Dude, I can see your brain..."

I'm one of the few people who has actually seen with their own eyes what the back of their own skull looks like...

 

[Thomas Shey]

We all have stories, lol - I stabbed myself in the back of the head for 10 stitches worth of damage while cleaning my fingernails once, and have permanent scars from uncooked rice...

I have some long term soft tissue scarring on my left shin cause by my mishandling of a computer keyboard.

 

[soviet]

I stabbed myself in the eye with a (real) Christmas Tree and got pine needles stuck between my eye and my eye lid.

 

[Ulorian - Agent of Chaos]

I have some long term soft tissue scarring on my left shin cause by my mishandling of a computer keyboard.

Details required.

 

[trappedslider]

I stabbed myself in the eye with a (real) Christmas Tree and got pine needles stuck between my eye and my eye lid.

so, you didn't shoot your eye out?

 

[Thomas Shey]

Details required.

Back before I had a cell phone (this was rather more recently than one might think, specifically about 6-7 years ago--I didn't have one until certain exingencies of COVID made it necessary), I was waiting on an important phone call while working on my laptop (but with a seperate bluetooth keyboard) on the couch. The phone rang, and I jumped up to get it (this being a land line to be clear). I dropped the keyboard which landed just right to wedge between the couch and the coffee table. Since I was in a hurry I swung my leg and slammed it into the narrow edge of the keyboard that was facing towards me. Neither the keyboard nor the coffee table moved meaningfully.

The result was somewhat--dramatic.