Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Autumnal]

You're all wrong about the cause of the darkest timeline, btw; the real cause was the Chicago Cubs.

Harry Turtledove has argued that we fell into a low-probability timeline when Reagan was shot but didn’t die. Is it likely that a well-established cycle, the deaths of presidents elected in years ending in 0, would just stop like that? No, it isn’t. And nothing has been very likely since then.

 

[dragoner]

 

[Ulorian - Agent of Chaos]

I’d have tempted fate and called him “K’vhoon!”

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I once had a halfling ranger in the days of 1E... not allowed by the rules, but the DM let me go with it. He was so awesome on paper, that he needed a name that would do him justice. I called him Khorne (a Chaos God in 1E Warhammer... I guess I thought it was a cool name). Guess what the DM called me within seconds of me introducing my character at the table.

 

[Maxperson]

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I once had a halfling ranger in the days of 1E... not allowed by the rules, but the DM let me go with it. He was so awesome on paper, that he needed a name that would do him justice. I called him Khorne (a Chaos God in 1E Warhammer... I guess I thought it was a cool name). Guess what the DM called me within seconds of me introducing my character at the table.

FWIW:

1) I deliberately named my 2Ed gnome ranger “The Gnome Ranger”- he rode a giant space hamster named Mithril and his primary weapons were a pair of repeating hand crossbows loaded with silver-tipped bolts.

2) A guy in my group had a gnomish monk with a typically gnomish name. It is forgotten because the DM immediately dubbed him “Scooter”.