Pirates vs. Ninjas

[Relique du Madde]

Are the pirates at sea, docked, or on dry land?

Pirates because they would because they are immortal undead abominations as a result of:
a) Having had stolen the cursed gold of Cortez before entering the battle
b) Making a deal with Davy Jones.

 

[The Lost Muse]

Aren't pirates really just the ninjas of the sea? Isn't swabbing the deck just a thinly disguised metaphor for flipping out to kill people?

 

[hamishspence]

Haley from OOTS

Her view was Pirates.

Nodwick also had one of my favorite lines, concerning Ninja-pirates:

"We are the shadow that comes in the night and says Arrrrr!"

 

[StreamOfTheSky]

Ninjas. On land, no brainer. On sea, Ninjas can run over the surface of water. Pirates are killed by walking the plank cause they...can't. And cannons have a hard enough time accurately firing at infantry, good luck hitting a ninja. While drunk, as I'm sure the pirates manning the cannons would be.

Her view was Pirates.

Well sure, if all you want is to be utterly surrounded by men, pirates are the better choice.

 

[Orius]

Arrrr mateys, anyone who says, "ninjas" will be walking the plank!

 

[Alzrius]

Anyone who says "pirates" will be stabbed in the back.

 

[MrApothecary]

Pirates. Pirates have gunpowder weaponry. However, if we are talking D&D, ninjas, because they can go ethereal and incorporeal and all that jazz.

 

[ProfessorCirno]

The problem ninjas have is that, while they ARE mammals and exist entirely to flip out and kill people, they're just that - mammals. Pirates have the sea in their blood and thus are far more powerful when near it, and pirates are never far from the sea.

Quite frankly, I can only see a ninja victory if they're armed with frozen shamrocks.

 

[Hussar]

But, the big question is, do either of them have bewbs?

 

[StreamOfTheSky]

But, the big question is, do either of them have bewbs?

Kunoichi are quite good for that. Found this from a quick google search, main character from the video game I'm currently playing, she should do.