Pirates vs. Ninjas

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

It seems you are all mistaken. The true winners are the Vikings! They are better sailors, and they don't need to be sneaky to win in melee.

Are you that it will be Vikings? Or will it be aliens?

 

[Relique du Madde]

It seems you are all mistaken. The true winners are the Vikings! They are better sailors, and they don't need to be sneaky to win in melee.

However, Native Americans* can defeat Vikings..

So for those keeping score..

Ninja < Pirate < Viking < Native Americans < Zombies < Cowboys < The A Team < Dinosaurs < Robots < Jedi < Aliens < Germs < Global Warming < The Ice Age < Comet < Earth < Super Nova < Chuck Norris.

Ninjas < Chuck Norris



*I am aware that he technically was a viking...

 

[Steely Dan]

A Viking comes in and uses the pirate as a plastic screw-doll, then boots the ninja back into an 80's Sho Kasugi film.

Because they're just that bad.

 

[Orius]

It seems you are all mistaken. The true winners are the Vikings! They are better sailors, and they don't need to be sneaky to win in melee.

Depending on who you ask, Vikings could be considered pirates, so I consider them more or less equal.

Ninjas < Chuck Norris

Blasphemy!

 

[Trickstergod]

Depending on who you ask, Vikings could be considered pirates, so I consider them more or less equal.

Ahh, but pirates without flintlock pistols.

So, again:

Bang. Pirates two, vikings zero.

 

[Calico_Jack73]

Depends on what you consider is needed to "WIN".

Pirates drink Rum vs. Ninjas drink Tea = Pirates WIN
Pirates score wenches in their free time vs. Ninjas always train = Pirates WIN
Pirates get to blow crap up with cannons vs. Ninjas have egg shell grenades = Pirates WIN
Pirates adventure for BOOTY vs Ninjas are given missions by a superior = Pirates WIN

Finally...
Captain Morgan (the greatest pirate of all) is giving away a party at the Playboy Mansion vs. Ninjas just sneak around = PIRATES GET A MAJOR WIN!!!


Hmmmm... I'm going to have to go with the Pirates on this one.

 

[Shadeydm]

Finally...
Captain Morgan (the greatest pirate of all) is giving away a party at the Playboy Mansion vs. Ninjas just sneak around = PIRATES GET A MAJOR WIN!!!

I think this trumps anything the ninjas have going on.

 

[Reaper King]

Ninjas

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ninjas rock they would just run on the water and slit their throats

 

[Fallen Seraph]

Pirate!!!

But the ultimate question is not Pirates vs. Ninjas it is...

Alien Pirate piloting a Gundam vs. Predator Ninja piloting a EVA vs. Borg Viking piloting a Robotech!

 

[Imp]

Nonononono. No, people. It's a paper-rock-scissors thing, with ninjas, pirates, and Vikings.

Ninjas destroy pirates, because come on: pirates are falling-down-drunkards, lousy swordsmen (except maybe the captain), and have scurvy and missing limbs. It's not even close. Guns? Allow me to repeat the part where they are falling down drunk and have scurvy.

Vikings destroy ninjas, because of proper armor, and berserker RAGE.

Pirates destroy Vikings, because of superior naval technology.