Player's Favorite Sayings?

[Presto2112]

My gnome character was until recently the eternal optimist.

A few months back my adventuring party were involved in a large dungeoncrawl. We encountered a locked door that, when we tried to listen to what might be on the other side and heard many skittering sounds and footsteps, most wanted to move on, Rinzari, my gnome, cheerfully stated, "Maybe it's a baby unicorn!"

 

[The Kender]

"Gnome Stomping!" (replace gnome with any small sized race they encountered)

It was far more common with my old group than you'd believe... It pretty much got to the point where small races couldn't be used.

My final game with this group is going to consist entirely of small sized enemies.

And of course, don't ask...

 

[Morpheus]

My favorite saying as the DM is "That can't be good!". It always refers to a die roll that I have just made...

 

[Kashell]

I enjoyed it when our DM said, "Oh no, not a TPK!!!!" :O

 

[Taluron]

In one campaign I have a Wizard/Rogue who is refered to by the authorities as "He who Blows Things Up". His favorite line is "Well, that can't possibly be good".
The line has drifted into general usage for Bad Thing's (tm) happening.

 

[Halivar]

I enjoyed it when our DM said, "Oh no, not a TPK!!!!" :O

I know your DM. I am positively sure he enjoyed it twice as much as you did.

Two sessions ago, he rolls a d20, asks how many hit points I have, rolls another d20, and starts cackling insanely. The man is simply bloodthirsty.

 

[knitnerd]

"Missed by one"

 

[emeraldtryst]

In a game I was in a good while back one of our characters (a sailor/warrior) was checking a wound on one of the other PC's to determine if there was any kind of poison or infection.

Well he failed the roll miserably and I said "It doesn't TASTE like scurvy". People rolling commenced and it's stuck around to pop up when someone horribly fails a healing type check.

 

[Three_Haligonians]

My pyromaniac rogue/wizard:

"The best thing about my campfires is that they run around."

T from Three Haligonians

 

[Aeric]

"Uh...magical duel?"

This phrase came from a campaign that my best friend and I played in about ten years ago. We came across a desert where logically there should have been no desert--lots of moisture, northerly climate, etc.--and when we asked the DM what the hell a desert was doing there, he stumbled for a moment and claimed that it was the result of a "magical duel" between two wizards. It was obvious to us all that he was just covering his @$$ and therefore, the phrase "magical duel" became part of our vocabulary as the default excuse for something highly unlikely and probably a mistake on the part of the DM.