poop

[Henry]

But I'll see if I can't put together the Orcz info for you sometime. At worst, I'll hand it to you in person at NCGDIII.

(Mr. Burns Imitation)

Excellent.

 

[Jakathi]

hmmm dragon turds

*cracks up.
*cracks up some more.

how about that new potion huh?

The potion of flaming flatulence.
Drink potion down, tell your mates to plug their nose, point your rear to the enemy and let fly. Watch enemies run screaming and throwing up in panic. Save vs. dragon breath for just running away screaming and holding nose. Will really win friends and influence people.

Cost to make: 50 gp and a strong constitution.
Brew Potion. Create water, dragon dung. Caster lvl 5th.
Price: 500 gp (hey, even wizards have a sense of humor.)

 

[the Jester]

To get a more accurate gauge on character reactions to this, what you need to do is use props. When you mention that a monster's treasure is lodged inside of a turd, what you need to do is place a large, steaming turd on the table. Observe the reactions of the players. If you, personally, cannot stand this idea, use a realistic-looking rubber one, but lodge a tasty candy treat within it...and see if any of the players attempt to extract it.

Remember: Props always make for a more entertaining session.

Well, instead of candy, I'd put a couple of the golden dollar coins in it. After all, the pcs are digging for loot, not food...

Right?

 

[mythusmage]

Oh, this is so stolen.
Makes for a great starter idea also. "Where did this ball of metal come from anyway?"

You're welcome. Just remember to share the strangeness.

 

[the Jester]

The chainball idea is great. I'm gonna use that one for sure... I think the pcs may even eventually find a book related to them somehow, since the party I'm running tonight is only 1st-2nd level.

 

[mythusmage]

Cautiously, the adventurers creep through the dark shadowy lair of Zurifax, the Blue Dragon....

"HURGH...HURGH..."

"what's that noise?"

"HURGH...HURGH..."

"I don't know..."

"HURGH... HACK!" *bang*bangbangbang*rattlerattle*

"How many times have we told you; first you peel, then you eat?"

 

[TheAuldGrump]

POOPAGE!

Just came to mind for some reason...

The Auld Grump