Quotes from the table

[Aeson]

Don't touch my thingy, you sucked all the goodness out of it.

Any odd/funny quotes from your game?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

My cleric speaks Elvis? My cleric speaks Elvis!

<someone misreading a pregen's info>

 

[thalmin]

"No one would ever put a second Fire Trap on a spellbook!" (fwoof)

 

[kenobi65]

Exchange between our DM and a player who was very new to the game:

You're attacked by a wight!
A white? A white what?
A wight!!!!
A white what?!?!?!
A WIGHT! W-I-G-H-T!!! It's undead!
Ohhhh!!

 

[Richards]

"Justaine, you take 8 points of falling goat damage."

Johnathan

 

[Nyaricus]

"Player: This town is kinda... boring. Too qiet. I want to fight something.
DM (me): Okay, how do you want to start something up then?
Player: I... I am going to go around town asking drunk orcs math questions!"

he was playing a bard with 17 Int. He could likely pull it off

cheers,
--N

 

[Thunderfoot]

I direct you to my quotes for ME at the Halfling Musketeers game at GenCon 2 years ago...
"I may be unconscious, but at least I still look good."

 

[Aeson]

Funny stuff so far.

 

[Exquisite Dead Guy]

Here are some from our group:

• After a player activated an automaton by removing a cloth covering: "I'm going to throw the sheet back on the golem."
• "I'm going to lightning bolt the frog that just swallowed Garret."
• "I shoot the chest!" (which turned out to be a mimic)
• When discussing whether or not the party could load all their loot onto a Tenser's Floating Disk the wizard's player said: "I've got plenty of disk space."
• "My mother always said I'd amount to nothing. Then I stabbed her in the back!"
• Player1: "OK. We're going to dunk you in water, and if you drown you're not a doppleganger." Player2: "You idiot, that only works on witches!"

 

[RichCsigs]

"Justaine, you take 8 points of falling goat damage."

Johnathan

Ok, I'd really like to know the story behind that one.