S.H.O.R.T.S (Save Halflings and Other Races that are Tiny or Small

[Timothy]

I am sick of tired of everybody discriminating Short People, so I'm starting S.H.O.R.T.S. (Save Halflings and Other Races that are Tiny or Small)

Will anybody join me in the crusade for the rights of the short people???

 

[RolandOfGilead]

Blast!

Count in Shazbot, the mad halfling archmage!

(Shazbot was an old 1e halfling w/ psionics who used his powers
to pretend to be a mage because psionics were taboo at the time in our campaign. He walked around in a big blue wizards robe and hat, and his hat was way too big and kept falling over his eyes. ah the glory days!)

 

[jdavis]

Sorry short people and clowns are just too scary. Don't got anything against Dwarves or Gnomes (unless they are circus mdigets) but Halflings are just hard to love. Kobolds and Goblins are ok in my book if that helps any.

 

[Timothy]

Woohoo!

Already one member!

Greets RolandOfGilead a.k.a. Shazbot
Glad to have ya on board.

Please put S.H.O.R.T.S. in your sig

 

[Seule]

As a founding member of SPIFEH (Short People In Favour of Equal Heights), I can encourage you in your organization, but not join. SPIFEH is committed to making sure everyone over 4' has to walk on their knees at all times, so as not to descriminate against us short people. Good luck.

--Seule

 

[AngelTears]

As a Pixie and a member of MIDGET or Magical-creatures In Defiance of Giants for Equal Treatment, you have my full support.

-Angel Tears

 

[starwolf]

Maybe you should check with the local chapter of
K.R.A.U.T
( Kobold Resistance Against Unfair Treatment) about working on some common issues.

 

[Moon_Goddess]

As a Kobold, I'm a big proponant for Small Size creature rights. The store shelves are all too tall, and there arn't enough size small chairs in resteraunts.

 

[Darkness]

Timothy, your sig is too large (the picture is, rather). Please reduce it in size. Thanks.

Oh, and, more on topic: Gnomes suck!

- Darkness

 

[caudor]

You guys already get a +1 size bonus, what else do you want??? The world with a fence around it??? Yeesh!...gnomes & halfings.