Remathilis
Legend
That explains nothing.Take the shot!
Then you roll the damage for your Mega Hyper Death Critical
Then you die
(Insert Name)! Noo!
Someone heals you
I'm sure there might be a market for a fundamentally useless character who gets one shining moment of glory per session and is babied the rest of the game, but I don't know how big said market is nor am I sure that it warrants a whole class. I mean, sidekick characters (Tasselhoff, C-3PO, Samwise) are beloved, but I don't think they work in the context of an RPG. Not the way they work in literature and other media.