D&D General (silly thread) What alignment is your furniture?

[BookTenTiger]

I have no idea why this came up in my mind, but last night I started assignment my furniture alignments. What are the alignments of three pieces of furniture you have, and why?

(PS: anyone who says Neutral, Neutral, Neutral will have to face my Chaotic Evil toaster.)

Refrigerator - Lawful Good
My fridge is solid, reliable, and keeps away the chaos of germs and bacteria. It is the paladin of our household.

Stovetop - Chaotic Neutral
Will my burners light up today? Roll the dice to find out! Will turning the burner up to 6 produce Medium High heat, Low heat, or Raging Inferno? It depends on the stovetop's mood!

Bedroom Rug - Neutral Evil
Most of this rug sits nice and flat. But one corner curls up to catch my foot when I'm walking between rooms. And I can tell the rug is laughing every time I stumble.

 

[payn]

Bedroom Rug - Neutral Evil
Most of this rug sits nice and flat. But one corner curls up to catch my foot when I'm walking between rooms. And I can tell the rug is laughing every time I stumble.

If only it didn't tie the room together...

 

[Mind of tempest]

pillows ce I should not need to explain this

 

[BookTenTiger]

If only it didn't tie the room together...

It's a necessary evil.

 

[jasper]

Table leg or bed leg. Lawful good when lights are on. Chaotic Evil when lights off. Source. My Little Toe.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Lawful minimalist.

 

[payn]

Mid-century Neutral.

 

[aco175]

I have this leather couch with the foot rest that comes out. I'm not sure if it is good or evil, but it casts sleep on me every night after supper.

 

[Alzrius]

My television was Lawful Neutral, but ever since I got some new streaming apps, I think it's started to develop Evil tendencies.

(Yeah, that's an appliance rather than furniture, mea culpa.)

 

[Remathilis]

This is the whole point of Fung Shui, right?