D&D General (silly thread) What alignment is your furniture?

[Lanefan]

Is this where I should mention that our characters spent half of last session carefully destroying an Evil and very magical chair?

Because we did.

 

[Smackpixi]

I got a new sectional for my basement tv room, and it is Cozy Good.

 

[Denzieskk]

My bookshelf is Lawful Neutral because it quietly judges me for every unfinished series. The couch is Chaotic Good since it always tries to comfort people but sinks everyone at random angles. My old desk chair is True Neutral; it supports whoever sits without taking sides. I’d give my hanging egg chairs a Neutral Good tag, since they’ve become everyone’s favorite chill spot and somehow keep the household peace.

 

[Umbran]

I had a coffee table that I think was Neutral Evil. It was form the 1970s. Mirrors and burnt-orange Formica were involved.

 

[Whisper-Kitten]

Northwest by Southeast

 

[Stormonu]

I don't know about alignment, but our refrigerator has a Con 19 - We've had it since '98 and it's been through hurricane Katrina.

Our dishwasher is Neutral Evil, halfway through the cycle it decides to just stop until appeased with five minutes of button mashing cycles.

Likewise, our stovetop is Lawful Evil. You wanted your steak medium? Sorry, it's going to be (overly) well-done regardless. At least, its consistent.

Have I got any good-aligned appliances/furniture? I guess our Foreman grill - it's never done us wrong yet.