Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?

[Wystan]

Nope, sorry this is a thread about D&D'ers playing Strippers...... EEEEEWWWWWW....

 

[reveal]

Gentlemen, your attention please! Now dancing on stage two: Aqua!

Aqua enjoys many things; long walks on the beach, romantic Italian restuarants, men who are willing to try something different in bed, and the fact that, last night, her half-orc paladin critted the black dragon who was holding the town hostage when she was down to her last Holy Smite for the day. Let's hear it for Aqua!

 

[DaveMage]

Gentlemen, your attention please! Now dancing on stage two: Aqua!

Aqua enjoys many things; long walks on the beach, romantic Italian restuarants, men who are willing to try something different in bed, and the fact that, last night, her half-orc paladin critted the black dragon who was holding the town hostage when she was down to her last Holy Smite for the day. Let's hear it for Aqua!

*gives $1 to aqua*

 

[Rel]

*gives $1 to aqua*

I've got 4 quarters!

 

[reveal]

I've got 4 quarters!

And here I thought you were just happy to see me.

 

[Rel]

And here I thought you were just happy to see me.

I must admit that, despite the fact that the joke is at my expense, this made me laugh out loud.

*shakes fist* You may have won this round, reveal, but I'll be back!

 

[reveal]

I must admit that, despite the fact that the joke is at my expense, this made me laugh out loud.

*shakes fist* You may have won this round, reveal, but I'll be back!

I got a million of 'em. Ha cha cha cha.

 

[devilbat]

Congratulations! You've come up with the one set of conditions in which I would participate in LARP. I had previously believed that nothing could possibly induce me to play one.

Exactly. Well put.

 

[devilish]

Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?

Simple. Invite everyone from ENWorld to the next session.

I'd be casting spells to lower the defenses of the poor Orc after the
betting went sky-high.

 

[Kid Charlemagne]

If this is a story about strippers playing D&D, I'm all ears...

Every now and then someone talks about playing Doom3 all night long for their bachelor party instead of having strippers, and Wulf always asks, "I'm I wrong to want both?"