Someone strips at the table. How do you handle it?

[megamania]

One person's pervert is another person's answer to boredom.....


say that reminds me...Has anyone else ever played the game of (cool it you perverts) of opening your chinese fortune cookie and read it out loud and finish it with "...in bed?"

It's a real hoot at times.

"You may find wisdom in any deed completed ...in bed."

"Today you will make good decisions ..in bed."

"The secret to happiness is enjoy what you have ...in bed."

 

[Lady_Acoma]

I normally play that with "between the sheets" but basically the same thing. Taught it to mommy and everything.

 

[Bront]

I usually get ones that talk about many friends or close family, so that thought's kind of scary

 

[megamania]

I usually get ones that talk about many friends or close family, so that thought's kind of scary

"The best happiness is shared with friends and family ...in bed." That is rough. But some of my female friends that could be cool..... now how to explain it to the wife.....

 

[megamania]

I normally play that with "between the sheets" but basically the same thing. Taught it to mommy and everything.

heh... I remember my mother once asked what my wife and I danced to at the night clubs. I played "My Neck, My Back" for her. She never asked again.

 

[DaveMage]

say that reminds me...Has anyone else ever played the game of (cool it you perverts) of opening your chinese fortune cookie and read it out loud and finish it with "...in bed?"

For some reason, when I play that game, my fortune is always something like "You will sleep well tonight".

[/Dangerfield]

 

[megamania]

LOL some get all the luck.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

One person's pervert is another person's answer to boredom.....


say that reminds me...Has anyone else ever played the game of (cool it you perverts) of opening your chinese fortune cookie and read it out loud and finish it with "...in bed?"

I'm going to remember to do this the next I go out for Chinese!

 

[megamania]

The craziest one that nearly got my wife, her friend and I kicked out of the resturant was something about savoring what you eat. That was just so wrong.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

The craziest one that nearly got my wife, her friend and I kicked out of the resturant was something about savoring what you eat. That was just so wrong.

Good cripe!